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In the perfect Bad Movie Town....

Started by chainsaw midget, April 07, 2020, 02:46:19 PM

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Allhallowsday

There is the little girl all the ladies love. 


If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

LilCerberus

That one hooker who owns a lowrider pickup, & always stands with her hips cocked to one side like she's either trying to find that invisible fencepost, or is trying to gesture towards something with her hips......
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Allhallowsday

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

The mean old man that yells at kids- "Little bastards! Get out of my yard!"

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

zelmo73

Quote from: Allhallowsday on April 10, 2020, 01:12:31 PM
There is the little girl all the ladies love. 




And the 2 little girls that bully her at school.


First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

chainsaw midget

The local music producer




The police dispatcher

Allhallowsday

#36
EDIT:  Oops!  Forgot you covered: The local undertaker... at the very beginning!  :bouncegiggle:

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#38


Amelia runs a doll shop in town.  

 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.



Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

#41
Quote from: LilCerberus on April 20, 2020, 03:45:26 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 20, 2020, 02:30:45 PM
the town drunk.
I know it's from a TV show, but, I couldn't resist.



Would he be the same guy as the town crazy who runs around telling everybody they're doomed, but has little helpful input beyond that, or would they be two separate people?
No. He's just drunk. Walks into jail when he gets too drunk. The town crazy would be the guy with lotsa
guns. I reckon you never know. Maybe someday they will need them to hold off a swat team.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

chainsaw midget

This is the guy in town that has all the guns. 


Allhallowsday

And this is the gal that has all the knives.  

 

 

If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

chainsaw midget

Local drunk redneck





that weird girl at school



That weird boy at school