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Started by indianasmith, April 12, 2020, 09:53:14 AM

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indianasmith

April 12, 2020, 09:53:14 AM
It's killing me to not be in church this morning, but this day is still what my entire belief system is based on.

He is Risen!

However you choose to celebrate or not celebrate, have a joyous and blessed day!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

VenomX73

#1
April 12, 2020, 10:00:45 AM
Happy Easter!

Gilligan's island, Goonies and Godzilla information booth here!

sprite75

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April 12, 2020, 10:44:56 AM


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

The Burgomaster

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April 12, 2020, 11:45:52 AM
Happy Easter, Indy!
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

sprite75

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April 12, 2020, 12:32:33 PM


God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

chefzombie

#5
April 12, 2020, 03:57:56 PM
wishing a joyous day for all!
don't EVEN...EVER!

bob

#6
April 12, 2020, 06:11:48 PM
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Allhallowsday

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April 12, 2020, 10:34:24 PM
Happy Easter everyone.
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

zelmo73

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April 13, 2020, 01:21:03 PM
He is risen. But the celebration was short-lived.

QuoteJERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising victorious over sin and death.

https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order
First rule is, 'The laws of Germany'
Second rule is, 'Be nice to mommy'
Third rule is, 'Don't talk to commies'
Fourth rule is, 'Eat kosher salamis'
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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says "Make me one with everything!"

indianasmith

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April 13, 2020, 05:18:23 PM
Quote from: zelmo73 on April 13, 2020, 01:21:03 PM
He is risen. But the celebration was short-lived.

QuoteJERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire's clear "stay in tomb" order. After crucifying him and laying him in the tomb, Roman guards put Him under strict orders to stay there and not come back, rising victorious over sin and death.

https://babylonbee.com/news/roman-authorities-investigating-jesus-for-violating-stay-in-tomb-order

I do love the Babylon Bee!!!!  LOL
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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