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OUIJA SHARK (2020)

Started by Rev. Powell, June 11, 2020, 02:49:19 PM

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Rev. Powell

From the distributor that dared to release VELOCIPASTOR comes this even cheaper, more amateur spoof.

http://youtu.be/c_dIa_mGCwU

Current IMDB rating: 1.5  :buggedout:

Not sure I'd want to watch this one, but if you're interested and you see it please report back.
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indianasmith

I feel an irresistible compulsion coming over me . . .
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

I think it would be great if we could do an online watch party for things like this.
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I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Allhallowsday

I like how you can hear it snarl... like a lion.   :teddyr: :lookingup:
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bob

 :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

I think this movie is calling my name
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Ted C

That looks tragically bad, like "Jurassic Shark" bad.
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Newt

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bob

I just finished this

Ouija Shark is amazing

the shark summoned by an ouijah board is laughably bad

the person behind the whole thing.... well, it's very much out of left field, even for a movie like this

5 out of 5 Ouija Shark
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

bob

I'm a rebel -- I gave it 10 stars on IMDB   :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

chainsaw midget

I've heard of this and I've been wondering if it was one of those laughably bad or just boring bad movies. 

No way would it ever be a good one.

lester1/2jr

this is all the endorsement I need. watching it tonight

lester1/2jr

#11
I watched this on youtube in what I think was an inferior version because I couldn't figure out how to sign in to my youtube account on my roku. Thats right,  I watched a bootleg "Ouija Shark".  Everything old is new again.

Jack would really like this I think. The girl with the really big breasts of course stole the show. The car wash scene was the dumbest thing I've seen in while. great stuff 5/5

Alex

Not as bad as you'd think, although I couldn't keep the thought of "Most women with figures like that wear bathing suits, not bikini's" from jumping into my head at the start of the film.

I liked the Dr Strange-esque turn at the end and would have liked to have seen more done with that.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.