Don't you just hate it when

[Alex]

Trevor, I would suggest PMing people your number or Skype profile or whatever program you care to use. If you put your number up only anyone could see it and call you. I'd be happy to spend some time chatting with you anytime.

[chefzombie]

OMG, i want to listen in on THAT convo, lol! your accents would be hysterically funny! 

[LilCerberus]

I really hate it when people bang on my back porch door under the ridiculous assumption I might hear them, when there's no doorbell, & I always keep it locked because I keep stuff in there, & there's the house door between the porch door & my ears, Particularly considering I never lock the front porch door, & I went to all the trouble of installing a mechanical doorbell on the front door of of my house................

[LilCerberus]

There's a dozen cozy chairs & sofas & you can't find a place to sit because NOBODY thought the accompanying coffee & end tables would be a great place to dump all their stuff!

[LilCerberus]

When your smallest, most important pill skips backwards in your throat & gets caught in your sinus cavity....

[LilCerberus]

When a group of teenagers starts walking down the street in a horizontal line for no reason, or when some dude seems to think he's too bad@$$ for the sidewalk, or when you're caught five or six cars behind one of those downtown bicyclists, who seems to think the rules don't apply to them, or that the whole world owes them something!

[Allhallowsday]

...they talk outta their ass like vomiting diarrhea... bubbling babbling bumbling...

[ER]

You drive your children a mile and sit and wait for an ice cream truck you know will be passing, then spend ten bucks on three popsicles that have obviously thawed and re-frozen so many times that more of the popsicle sticks to the paper wrapping than remains to be eaten. (We should wait today and egg that guy's van.)

[LilCerberus]

When you check into the hospital for the stomach flu, & they're pretty confident you're having a heart attack, no matter how many times you throw up......
And after three day of observation they can't find any signs of a heart attack, & they tell you to just take some over the counter analgesics the next time this happens, even though that was kinda the problem in the first place!

Or when you go to the doctor for an ear infection, & without even looking at you, he insists you're having a stroke, & you pretty much have to demand some decongestants because you can't breath!

[Trevor]

Trevor, I would suggest PMing people your number or Skype profile or whatever program you care to use. If you put your number up only anyone could see it and call you. I'd be happy to spend some time chatting with you anytime.

I'm going to try that in the next few days and see how it works.

[Trevor]

OMG, i want to listen in on THAT convo, lol! your accents would be hysterically funny! 

Alex's accent will be fine but mine? Yikes: a guy claiming to be African sounding British. 

I have Zoom and Microsoft teams and will try to get Skype as well.

[LilCerberus]

I absolutely cannot STAND it when I see a job that's up my alley, & I'm redirected to some piece of s**t page that runs on oracle!

Never lets me sign in, never lets me submit my application, nothin'!

[RCMerchant]

I absolutely cannot STAND it when I see a job that's up my alley, & I'm redirected to some piece of s**t page that runs on oracle!

Never lets me sign in, never lets me submit my application, nothin'!

Go to the office in person! Shows you have ambition. Fill out the app in the office.
Applying for a job online- you may as well work at Burger King.
I never got hired unless I stated my case in person.

[LilCerberus]

I absolutely cannot STAND it when I see a job that's up my alley, & I'm redirected to some piece of s**t page that runs on oracle!

Never lets me sign in, never lets me submit my application, nothin'!

Go to the office in person! Shows you have ambition. Fill out the app in the office.
Applying for a job online- you may as well work at Burger King.
I never got hired unless I stated my case in person.

These days, it just means you don't know how to use a computer.
Employers hate that.

[RCMerchant]

^  You don't need to operate a computer if you drive a lift truck. And you know how to use a computer anyway! Your hear! Your using a computer! It's not rocket science.