Enterprise Bathrooms

[JohnL]

>I'd like to see an april fools episode involving that teleportation device..imagine
>the fun you could have.

Stuff like that is featured in pretty much every parody or ST ever made. Mad Magazine had one for the original ST where, if I remember correctly, the captain ended up with his head fastened directly to his waist, a hand for a foot and a foot sticking out of his ear.

I also seen a tagline on some people's messages that reads "Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!"

[Susan]

JohnL wrote:


> I also seen a tagline on some people's messages that reads
> "Very funny Scotty! Now beam down my clothes!"

Yes but you see if that technology were ever invented and I got my hands on it i would use it for the forces of dark humor, i never stop getting a kick out of playing jokes on people. That for me would be an endless source of entertainment. On the flip side can you imagine how much fatter our society would become? Mother-in-laws the worldover would suddenly dissapear....

[Mr. Hockstatter]

Didn't they do that in Spaceballs?  Or maybe it was some other movie.  A guy was beamed from one room to another and wound up with his ass in the front.  He was surprised - he didn't realize it was that big.

[BoyScoutKevin]

Enterprise bathrooms. The only thing I've ever thought about in regards to the bathrooms on the Enterprise is the sonic shower. Which I presume uses sonic waves instead of water. But, if one was old fashioned, could one still get an old-fashioned water shower installed in one's quarters.

[Newt]

raj: farmers do indeed still use cow manure as fertilizer.  Also pig, sheep and chicken poop - all of it they can get.   AND they use 'processed' human waste in the form of 'sludge' - so really, this recycling idea is pretty low-tech.  Wash those veggies!

[JohnL]

>Yes but you see if that technology were ever invented and I got my hands on it i
>would use it for the forces of dark humor, i never stop getting a kick out of playing
>jokes on people.

You mean beaming people out of their clothes? Yeah, I know who your first 'victim' would be... ;)

>Didn't they do that in Spaceballs?

Yes, that was Spaceballs.