And I quote...

[Flangepart]

[Alex]

When Mick Jagger insisted that his wrinkles were actually laugh lines, jazz singer George Melly replied, "Surely nothing could be that funny."

[Alex]

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. Billy Wilder.

[Alex]

The Democrats are the party that says government 
will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove crabgrass 
on your lawn. P. J. O'Rourke.

The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it. also by P. J. O'Rourke.

[Rev. Powell]

"The number one cause of atheism is Christians."--Theologian Karl Rahner

[Rev. Powell]

[RCMerchant]

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

Albert Einstein

[Alex]

"Stalin. Stop sending people to kill me! We've already captured five of them, one with a bomb and another with a rifle... If you don't stop sending killers, I'll send one to Moscow, and I won't have to send another."
- Josip Broz Tito

[indianasmith]

"I'm going to wait till after I am 21 to have kids.  That way, if they turn out evil, I can start drinking right away!"
- Robert H., One of my former students

[pacman000]

"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak & weary..."
-Poe

[Rev. Powell]

"My great-great-grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to see this country overrun by immigrants."--Stephen Colbert (testifying at a Senate hearing)

[RCMerchant]

"Make a joke and I will sigh,  and you will laugh and I will cry. Happiness I can not feel, and love to me is so unreal."
Ozzy

[ER]

"Sleeping is the magic that brings us tomorrow.."
---My eight-year-old.

[Rev. Powell]

[indianasmith]

"If we are asked to lay down our Constitution on the shrine of party, our answer is: the price demanded is too great. . . . Let us tell the President he has erred.  Let us be true to ourselves, to our constituents, and above all, to the Constitution."

- John Tyler (10th President of the U.S., while serving in the Senate)