Hey! This ain't meth! It's oregano!

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Sorry Florida Woman that excuse is not gonna fly

After purchasing a bag of methamphetamine, a Florida Woman turned the narcotics over to police "because it was 'junk,'" according to an arrest report.

Investigators allege that Beth Ann Franchak, 52, provided the meth to a sheriff's deputy Thursday afternoon at her residence in St. Pete Beach.

Franchak, cops say, told the deputy that she "purchased $20.00 worth of methamphetamine and would like to turn it over to the police because it was 'junk.'"

Seen above, Franchak handed the cop a small plastic bag containing about a quarter-gram of a "white, crystal like substance resembling methamphetamine." A subsequent test came back positive for meth.