What do you want on your tombstone?

[ER]

If You Hurry I Know Where You Can Buy A House

I Don't See Any Pearly Gates.... Oh.

You Checked My Pulse, Right?

Hey, Ladies, My Husband Is Single

Worms Make Bad Roommates

I Ran With Scissors

Your Grandma Said To Tell You Hi

See You Later Tonight.....

So THAT'S What That Red Button Did!

[ER]

I'm Giving Dead Celebrities Wedgies

[chainsaw midget]

"well, THAT didn't work"


"... The End?" 


"There be a a dead person here.  Leave him alone."

[RCMerchant]

I'd rather have a drink in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

[ER]

"Can I Come Up Yet? Are We Still Playing Hide And Seek? Hello? Guys?"

[indianasmith]

This is Trump's fault!

[BoyScoutKevin]

Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

[beat_truck]

I plan to be cremated and not have one.

Nobody really gives a damn about me now, I highly doubt anyone will after I die.

[RCMerchant]

[The Burgomaster]

"He's dead. Start digging if you don't believe it."

[Zapranoth]

Piledriver.

(Get it?  Get it?)

[ER]

Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.

[Alex]

Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.

I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.

[ER]

Pepperoni! ;)

I see someone else remembers the TV ads for Tombstone Pizza.
As for me, not only pepperoni, but all the toppings, including anchovies.

BSK was no spring chicken, and he hasn't posted his unique brand of commentary (Y-esss!) in so long, I can only hope he has not had occasion to use a tombstone.

I have messaged him a few times over the past couple of months, but not had any replies.

Well, darn.

[Trevor]

All I want is to enter my House justified.

Yes, that is a movie quote.

Another: why are you standing here at my grave? If you want to remember me, go see a movie.