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October 18, 2020, 02:00:40 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2020, 02:07:50 PM by RCMerchant
On the phone- do you love this guy or that guy? If this guy was this or that would I suck his dick?

Pollsters! I just give them stupid answers.

They call on the phone! I tell them I'm a 99 year old woman. ( because if I said 100 that would sound suspicious.)
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

#1
October 18, 2020, 02:05:47 PM
I hang up the phone, report them to the FCC's Do Not Call Registry, & tell Verizon to block them!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

#2
October 18, 2020, 02:09:06 PM
I find it more fun to play with them. Just f**k with their heads!  :drink:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#3
October 18, 2020, 02:16:08 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2020, 02:19:48 PM by RCMerchant
The reason I brought this up is because right before I typed this, a pollster -not a robot! An actual person!
called. I been smoking a bowl. So I just make s**t up when he asked questions. I would just start rambling too...because I was high. He told me to try and take this serious "sir"!  :bouncegiggle:

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

#4
October 18, 2020, 02:17:46 PM
Next time one of them calls, tell them you are very lonely and ask if they will be your friend. That tends to get you off calling lists quite quickly.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

RCMerchant

#5
October 18, 2020, 02:23:43 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2020, 02:27:11 PM by RCMerchant
^  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I get scammer calls all the time- saying I owe back taxes or some dumb s**t.
If somebody says his name is Jeff Douglas, and he sounds like he's in India,might be a clue.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Allhallowsday

#6
October 18, 2020, 02:31:40 PM
Scammer calls all day long up 'til 9pm sometimes.  :hatred: 
Pollsters seldom call.  It's been a long time since I fncked with a pollster, but I dood it.   :teddyr:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

RCMerchant

#7
October 18, 2020, 02:42:19 PM Last Edit: October 18, 2020, 02:53:12 PM by RCMerchant
I get p**sed at phones. Ringing when I'm sleeping! I don't have a cell phone- Tiana got one.
I got a landline- and I'm sleeping and the phone rings so I drag myself off my ass and answer it. It's a f**king pollster!  :hatred:
First Question: Are You a Registered Voter?
Answer: NO! I'm Doctor Death! Seeker of Souls!

I ain't said that yet because it just occured to me.

And the phone is in the otherf**king  room too!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

sprite75

#8
October 18, 2020, 07:44:30 PM
What I feel like doing to my phone when pollsters or other telemarketers call me.....

http://youtu.be/ZM7C0GLclJk

God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

LilCerberus

#9
October 19, 2020, 11:56:44 AM
I once met a guy who got a job as a telemarketer....
He said he once called some guy who worked for AmWay, I think it was....
He said the AmWay guy really turned the tables on him; a real salesman!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

sprite75

#10
October 20, 2020, 01:19:42 PM
Just install me as the answering system. 

Hello.  You've reached the sprite75 residence/business/etc.  If you're calling to sell some useless scammy s**t like an extended car warranty or are calling on behalf of a political candidate or party f**k you and hang the f**k up right f**king now.  Otherwise stay on the line and we'll get to you as soon as we can.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

pacman000

#11
October 20, 2020, 01:28:44 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on October 19, 2020, 11:56:44 AM
I once met a guy who got a job as a telemarketer....
He said he once called some guy who worked for AmWay, I think it was....
He said the AmWay guy really turned the tables on him; a real salesman!
This is awesome.  :bouncegiggle:
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