Florida Moran is Brainless

[sprite75]

As shown here

As he was preparing to leave jail after posting bond, a Florida Man decided that was the perfect time to steal a $60 webcam off a desk in the county lockup, according to an arrest affidavit.

Steven Moran, 35, was arrested last month for criminal mischief and booked into the Indian River County jail on the misdemeanor charge. Moran, a Vero Beach resident, is pictured above.

While Moran was "awaiting release in the booking area," he disconnected a Logitech webcam from a jail computer and placed the device in his pocket, cops say. Moran subsequently departed the lockup upon posting $1000 bond.

Investigators subsequently identified Moran as the alleged culprit and arrested him Thursday for depriving "the County Jail the right and use of the property." Moran, who was later was freed after posting $500 on the misdemeanor theft count, is scheduled for arraignment on May 4.

[chainsaw midget]

So he stole from the cops.
from the jail itself. 
before he'd even been released. 


That takes a special kind of moron right there. 

[Rev. Powell]

[RCMerchant]

I stole a pair of jailhouse pants. When they were releasing me on some s**t or another, I just put my street pants over the jailhouse greens and walked out.

[sprite75]

I stole a pair of jailhouse pants. When they were releasing me on some s**t or another, I just put my street pants over the jailhouse greens and walked out.

Wouldn't they just toss em anyways?

[Trevor]

I stole a pair of jailhouse pants. When they were releasing me on some s**t or another, I just put my street pants over the jailhouse greens and walked out.

Wouldn't they just toss em anyways?

If I'd worn the things, definitely. 

[RCMerchant]

I stole a pair of jailhouse pants. When they were releasing me on some s**t or another, I just put my street pants over the jailhouse greens and walked out.

Wouldn't they just toss em anyways?

Oh no. They wash them and reuse them.