Woman tried to use million dollar bill at Dollar General

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Tennessee woman is really giving Florida woman a run for her money

Two women sought to use a $1 million bill to purchase merchandise at a Dollar General store in Tennessee, police report.

According to investigators, the duo appeared last Monday morning  at the convenience store in Maryville, a Knoxville suburb. Their attempt to use the counterfeit bill was thwarted by a sentient Dollar General employee who called the cops.

A sheriff's deputy dispatched to the Dollar General for a "suspicious incident," spoke with Amanda McCormick, 39, who possessed the counterfeit bill. McCormick, who lives about four miles from the store, was accompanied by a relative, Linda Johnson, 61.

Sadly, the police report does not address several obvious questions: Why did McCormick think a church would give her a million bucks? Was McCormick actually under the impression that the United States Mint has produced $1 million bills? Did she plan on loading the gift cards with six-digit sums? Or did she expect the Dollar General (pictured below) to make change? (1 page)

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There was, at one time, a $100,000 Bill: https://www.bankrate.com/financing/banking/pictures-of-big-bills-500-1000-5000-10000/