The Iatola, Hitler, Castro, Saddam Hussein, the Olsen Twins

[Jamtoy]

The other day I was shopping with my wife and two daughters at Super Wal-Mart.

In the Toy Dept: Figures and Pictures of the Olsen Twins

In the Beauty Dept: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

In the Girls Clothes: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

In the Jewelry Dept: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

In the Video Dept: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

In the Books and Magazines: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

EVEN In the Eye and Vision Center: Pictures of the Olsen Twins

It was horrible.  What's worse!!!  I'm beginning to be able to tell them apart!!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Throughout history, dictators have used this tactic to subdue the people.  We're still tearing down pictures of Saddam in Iraq.  

DO THE OLSEN TWINS WHAT WORLD DOMINATION!!!!  THE HORROR!!!!

[Tranquil Featherman]

I think Peter Jackson is the one that wants world domination.

[Dunners]

Troll.

[Deej]

Personally, I am in favor of Olsen Twins domination. Not in an entertainment, movie or music sense(because lets be honest, they're crap) but in a ball-gag, zipper mask, cat O' nine tails sense. Surely I'm not alone in this.

PS. see disclaimer under my second "Life Sucks Now" response, before you contact the authorities.

PPS. I am the shore patrol motherf*****, I am the motherf****n' shore patrol.



Post Edited (08-03-03 17:21)

[dean]

perhaps the olsen twins are the evil offspring of hitler's frozen seed, taken just before he died, and used in an evil genetic experiment to create the most sophisticated, evil beings possible.  they do not need to have physical strength, their power is in subterfuge and taking over from within, leaving us all caught up in olsen mania, begging for more.

 i seem to remember one simpsons halloween episode where the toaster is a time machine and homer ends up in a time where flanders is the evil ruler of the world.   maybe thats what they're aiming for.  *shudder*


"from beneath you it devours!" [yay buffy!]

[yaddo42]

Since they look like all those"troll" dolls that used to be so popular, I convinced that as they grow older they are in fact absorbing all of their brethern into themselves and will attempt world domination as a pair of towering marketing monsters. Only one thing can save us from a fate of being forced to buy lots of cheap pink belly-baring clothing, nasty little girl perfume, and rancid direct-to-video kiddie movies and music CDs........

Coming in 2008, yaddo42 makes his writing and directing debut with GODZILLA VS. THE OLSEN TWINS! Can Tokyo's biggest badass monster handle the twin scourges of ABC's 90s TGIF lineup? It's Green VS. Pink for the fate of the world!

[The Burgomaster]

Look at it this way . . . in a few years, the Olsen Twins will be washed up. They will have a well-publicized disagreement over something stupid, will stop speaking to one another, and will go their separate ways.

One of them will star in a series of direct-to-video movies.

The other will pose nude for Playboy.

Years from now, E! Entertainment will produce a "where are they now?" special, focusing on Shaun Cassidy, Bobby Sherman, Johnny Whittaker, Rodney Allen Rippy, Gary Coleman . . . and the Olsen Twins.

Eventually, they will start speaking to one another again and will appear on the Larry King Show.

Then, they will write a book. Peter Jackson will purchase the rights and make a movie out of it. However, he will change the story and the characters. It will make millions at the box office, but Tranquil Featherman will not like it.

Someone will start a thread about it on this website. Everyone will start calling each other names, and Andrew will have to step in and calm everyone down.

Some things are inevitable.

[Tranquil Featherman]

Now THAT'S what I call "funny".

[JohnL]

>Personally, I am in favor of Olsen Twins domination. Not in an entertainment,
>movie or music sense(because lets be honest, they're crap) but in a ball-gag,
>zipper mask, cat O' nine tails sense. Surely I'm not alone in this.

I don't believe it! I was thinking the exact same thing! Now just throw in Amanda Bynes in thigh boots and a black leather catsuit... :)

[Deena]

Damn jail bait lovers!

[Neville]

Jamtoy wrote: "Throughout history, dictators have used this tactic to subdue the people. We're still tearing down pictures of Saddam in Iraq."

True, and we will be doing so for ages, because the man loved to appear everywhere in airbrushed pics. One of his personal quotes is (was?): "If your TV stops working, just stick a picture of me to the screen. It is the same thing."

[Susan]

don't complain the cutsey olsen twins will soon be legal and all you men can finally see them in playboy spreads and adult films...because you KNOW that is coming

[MeAndMyMeatCleaver]

One must give them credit. They run thier empire. Rich buisiness women and they aren't even 18 yet. (almost...). I don't forsee nudie pics in the near future. Why would they? they still have more money than we can fathom and are constantly making more.  NY MInute was a flop, but It did open agains the craptacular Van Helsing.  It'll score well in video stores.

[Jay]

don't complain the cutsey olsen twins will soon be legal and all you men can finally see.

Considering that mine, and possibly many people's, last real memories of them is as little girl's in "Full House", that's just disturbing...

[raj]

I agree.  Full House was very disturbing.  Never sat through more than 5 minutes of it.