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September 04, 2020, 06:40:50 AM Last Edit: September 04, 2020, 06:45:26 AM by Trevor
My landlady (of 22 years now) seemingly tells all her airBNB guests that I am a doctor!

This was said to a guest in front of me a few minutes ago.  :buggedout:

Doctor of what exactly? Witchcraft?  :buggedout:

And when did I study for this or get the certificate? Can't remember.  :question: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Alex

#1
September 04, 2020, 06:50:23 AM
Doctor Zombie has a certain ring to it. I could see it as a B movie.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

chainsaw midget

#2
September 04, 2020, 06:52:13 AM
Quote from: Trevor on September 04, 2020, 06:40:50 AM
My landlady (of 22 years now) seemingly tells all her airBNB guests that I am a doctor!

This was said to a guest in front of me a few minutes ago.  :buggedout:

Doctor of what exactly? Witchcraft?  :buggedout:

And when did I study for this or get the certificate? Can't remember.  :question: :teddyr:
A Voodoo Doctor is still technically a doctor.  It says it right there in the name.

bob

#3
September 04, 2020, 07:31:54 AM
a Doctor of Undies, perhaps
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Alex

#4
September 04, 2020, 07:34:19 AM
Actual photo of Trevor at work?


Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

#5
September 04, 2020, 08:29:56 AM
 :bouncegiggle:
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

LilCerberus

#6
September 04, 2020, 12:12:05 PM
Doctor of cinema?
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

sprite75

#7
September 05, 2020, 12:59:08 PM
Doctor of Juridical Science?
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Trevor

#8
July 18, 2021, 04:38:44 AM
It happened again yesterday: she introduced me to her son's girlfriend.  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Newt

#9
July 18, 2021, 09:22:09 AM
She's seen your undies?  Piled high and Deep?
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Alex

#10
July 18, 2021, 10:16:51 AM
Now how can we combine your pizza post and this one?
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

RCMerchant

#11
July 18, 2021, 10:27:44 AM
^ You can't. This is a complex man who touches (ew!) on many issues.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

#12
July 18, 2021, 11:00:04 AM
Quote from: Newt on July 18, 2021, 09:22:09 AM
She's seen your undies?  Piled high and Deep?

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I don't want to sound disrespectful (you know me well after all) but she once saw me naked except for a towel: I had just finished having a bath and she came in my front door without knocking. Poor person.  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

#13
July 18, 2021, 11:00:59 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 18, 2021, 10:27:44 AM
^ You can't. This is a complex man who touches (ew!) on many issues.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

I needed that laugh, thanks, Brother Ronny.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

pacman000

#14
July 19, 2021, 05:48:51 PM
Does she tell people this on the Way to the Forum?
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