Insane Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

[claws]

What's the craziest you've read or heard? I don't read or follow "alternative news" but when I'm on tiktok I sometimes come across weird posts like:

Hollywood is ruled by the Illuminati. They are trafficking children for celebrities to eat or sexually abuse.

Meryl Streep and Katy Perry (amongst many others) eat human flesh in a Cannibal Restaurant.

Michelle Obama is actually a man.

Prominent celebrities (including Mark Zuckerberg and Quentin Tarantino) were guests on (Jeffrey) Epstein Island.

Oprah, Lady Gaga, Ellen Degeneres, Beyonce and many others are baby blood drinking satanists with Illuminati connections.

Tom Hanks is a pedophile who was arrested in Australia and questioned for his crimes. He became a Greek citizen, is wearing an ankle monitor and was hanged to death.

Most of these claims come from QAnon. What's more disturbing is that many people on tiktok actually believe this based on their comments.

Has the world gone mad? Whatever happen to the good old rumor mill filled with little scandals. Is reality really that boring?

[Alex]

Randy Quaid claimed that a cult known as the Star Whackers had murdered many famous celebrities and were after him. He also released what I am told is the worlds most boring sex tape video.

[indianasmith]

QAnon came up with a forged version of Epstein's "flight logs to Pedo Island" that had the names of dozens of prominent celebrities on it.  They've even "updated" it to include new names of people they've "found" since then - while the real flight logs are in the hands of the FBI and have been for two years. It's nothing but an evil smear campaign against whoever the nutjobs who founded QAnon don't like.  I'll be honest - if every one of the liars who promote this garbage were to suffer spontaneous cranial detonation, I don't know that I could muster up the compassion to feel bad for them. 
Child molestation is literally the WORST thing you can accuse someone of; it carries a bigger stigma than murder and rape combined, and they throw it around willy-nilly at whoever is unfortunate enough to wind up on their radar.

[RCMerchant]

Folks who talk this total nonsense are like flat earthers- except flat earthers are harmless.

QAnon don't believe this s**t. They just push it on pinheads who do, to advance a political agenda.
That's why the Capitol riots happened. Because it was bulls**t that not only QAnon scumbags were pushing- but Donald Trump himself and scum like Gaetz and Greene still push.

It's all right- because that showboat is sinking fast. Like the Titanic loaded with elephants.

[Rev. Powell]

Folks who talk this total nonsense are like flat earthers- except flat earthers are harmless.

QAnon don't believe this s**t. They just push it on pinheads who do, to advance a political agenda.

The original Qanon guy, Ron Watkins, probably didn't believe any of it (after all, he was pretending to be an anonymous CIA source or something, so he knew firsthand it was bulls**t). He was just trying to get hits for his crappy alt-right website. He put out a bunch of vague Nostradamus-style nonsense that could be read any way you wanted to. But the "true believers" quickly took over.

Interestingly, Watkins himself "retired" from his message board and we've heard nothing from "Q" since.

[LilCerberus]

Pizzagate (really bad name for it) occurred in March of 2016...
Trump wasn't the nominee until July....
The Congressional baseball shooting Occurred in June of 2017, & was first classified by the FBI as "Workplace Violence", then changed to "Suicide By Cop", and finally sometime earlier this year was reclassified as Domestic Terrorism....

[Gabriel Knight]

Not really from the world of movies, but Paul Is Dead is probably the most famous I can come up with.

[Trevor]

I've read a lot of theories that Princess Diana was murdered and I actually believe some of them.

Also, what happened in New York on my birthday in September 2001 was "an inside job" etc, etc. True, there are a lot of unanswered questions about that day but the horror and the loss of so many innocents are very, very real. 

[zelmo73]

I've read a lot of theories that Princess Diana was murdered and I actually believe some of them.

Also, what happened in New York on my birthday in September 2001 was "an inside job" etc, etc. True, there are a lot of unanswered questions about that day but the horror and the loss of so many innocents are very, very real. 

It's funny because the "Q" types subscribe to those exact same conspiracy theories that the leftist anti-Republicans do. I guess it's only a legit conspiracy theory depending on your political beliefs. I tend to laugh at the people that believe that President Trump masterminded the January 6th inside job, for example. 

[indianasmith]

It was TRUMP who summoned his supporters to DC on Jan. 6th and said in advance "It's gonna get crazy!"
It was TRUMP who refused to acknowledge his loss of the election and instead continued to lie about it for weeks after EVERYONE in his cabinet TOLD him he had lost.
It was TRUMP who spread the false idea the Vice President could somehow block the electoral vote after it had already been cast.
It was TRUMP who TOLD his brainwashed cultists that day that they needed to "fight harder than ever, or we won't have a country anymore."
It was TRUMP's drunken stooge Giuliani who told them it was time for "Trial by Combat."
And it was TRUMP who told them to then march on the Capitol - after throwing down the word "peaceful" at the last minute to hedge his bets.
What did he think was going to happen????
Oh, and it was TRUMP who watched the attack go on for almost two hours before finally calling on them to go home - AFTER telling them he loved them, and how special they were.
Oh, and it was TRUMP who called DURING the attack, not to see if his VP was OK, or if any Senators had been hurt, but rather to pressure a GOP Senator to overturn the electoral vote.

TRUMP should go to jail for January 6 and I pray EVERY SINGLE DAY that he does.

[RCMerchant]

^ THANK YOU! 

[Rev. Powell]

Please, let's not blow this one up, too.

[LilCerberus]

We've also found out Since January 6, that extra security was requested prior to the rally on the 6th, but Nancy Pelosi, Larry Hogan and Ralph Northam refused....
Also, the run on the capital steps occurred twenty minutes before Trump finished speaking....  This was AFTER the Capital Police took down the barricades & waved people through....
Since then, there are about 500 people in jail, some of whom haven't been formally charged with anything, and a congressional audit of the facilities has been illegally denied....

And the audits in Arizona & Georgia are showing that Trump Wasn't lying...
Speaking of which, you may want to ask yourself why there was no need for any evidence during the recounts of 2000 & 2016, but suddenly became necessary in 2016....

[zelmo73]

It was TRUMP who summoned his supporters to DC on Jan. 6th and said in advance "It's gonna get crazy!"
It was TRUMP who refused to acknowledge his loss of the election and instead continued to lie about it for weeks after EVERYONE in his cabinet TOLD him he had lost.
It was TRUMP who spread the false idea the Vice President could somehow block the electoral vote after it had already been cast.
It was TRUMP who TOLD his brainwashed cultists that day that they needed to "fight harder than ever, or we won't have a country anymore."
It was TRUMP's drunken stooge Giuliani who told them it was time for "Trial by Combat."
And it was TRUMP who told them to then march on the Capitol - after throwing down the word "peaceful" at the last minute to hedge his bets.
What did he think was going to happen????
Oh, and it was TRUMP who watched the attack go on for almost two hours before finally calling on them to go home - AFTER telling them he loved them, and how special they were.
Oh, and it was TRUMP who called DURING the attack, not to see if his VP was OK, or if any Senators had been hurt, but rather to pressure a GOP Senator to overturn the electoral vote.

TRUMP should go to jail for January 6 and I pray EVERY SINGLE DAY that he does.

You are just as bad (if not worse) than your typical QAnon follower for believing in those fairy tales, Indy.

It was TRUMP who told them to protest *peacefully*. What did he think was going to happen, you ask? There were tens of thousands of protesters surrounding the Capitol building that day, and you're acting like they were all storming the Capitol building.  

Ask yourself this question: If President Trump and the GOP were all responsible for this so-called "insurrection", then why didn't they take control of our federal government when they had the perfect opportunity to do so, while the House Democrats were all hiding in their offices like cowards? You are giving waaaay too much credit to people that you don't agree with politically.

[zelmo73]

We've also found out Since January 6, that extra security was requested prior to the rally on the 6th, but Nancy Pelosi, Larry Hogan and Ralph Northam refused....
Also, the run on the capital steps occurred twenty minutes before Trump finished speaking....  This was AFTER the Capital Police took down the barricades & waved people through....
Since then, there are about 500 people in jail, some of whom haven't been formally charged with anything, and a congressional audit of the facilities has been illegally denied....

And the audits in Arizona & Georgia are showing that Trump Wasn't lying...
Speaking of which, you may want to ask yourself why there was no need for any evidence during the recounts of 2000 & 2016, but suddenly became necessary in 2016....

^ THANK YOU!