I just tore my almost new pants

[Trevor]

Right in the most personal of areas 😳😳😳

[Alex]

As long as you didn't tear anything beneath them, count it as mercy.

[bob]

this is what happens when you don't break in a new pair of pants with dirty underwear first

[Trevor]

As long as you didn't tear anything beneath them, count it as mercy.

😳🤣🤣🤣

[Trevor]

this is what happens when you don't break in a new pair of pants with dirty underwear first

😳🤣🤣🤣

I had my new thong on 😳

[Alex]

I had my new thong on 😳

THIS IS AN INFORMATION ANNOUNCEMENT: ALEX'S BRAIN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN IN ORDER TO PREVENT A DAMAGING MENTAL IMAGE. NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESTORED FOLLOWING A WIPE OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF MEMORY JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!

[Trevor]

I had my new thong on 😳

THIS IS AN INFORMATION ANNOUNCEMENT: ALEX'S BRAIN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN IN ORDER TO PREVENT A DAMAGING MENTAL IMAGE. NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESTORED FOLLOWING A WIPE OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF MEMORY JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!

To misquote the late great Roy Scheider: "You're going to need a bigger shut down." 

[LilCerberus]

Yup, something that occurs when you're doing unskilled labor.....
First time, I was wearing bikini briefs, the second time, I was wearing long johns, & the third time, I was in the trunk of my car...