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Tubi CEO Combs Through Goodwill Used DVDs Looking For Movies To Upload

Started by lester1/2jr, April 06, 2023, 02:20:20 PM

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lester1/2jr

https://www.theonion.com/tubi-ceo-combs-through-goodwill-used-dvds-looking-for-m-1850262553


QuoteI don't know what the f**k Mrs. Columbo is, but it will have to do.

QuoteAt press time, sources confirmed Massoudi had stuffed the DVDs into his jacket and run out of the store.

Alex

Ah, The Onion. One of the better satirical websites out there.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.


Alex

Ah. I assumed that by now everyone had heard of The Onion. It is a website that parodies news in a similar way to how Mad magazine parodies movies. An example of one of their headlines was "Earth's rotation plunges entire North American continent into darkness."

I just thought you had found the story funny.
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

The Onion is great!

"....Passersby Were Amazed by the Unusually Large Amounts of Blood...."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

I wish Tubi was available here again: lots of good movies on there 😊
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

I love Tubi. Just watched Rollin's the SHIVER OF THE VAMPIRES (1971) again!

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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FatFreddysCat

I love Tubi. I watch more movies on there than on any of the streaming services I actually pay for :D
"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Archivist

Tubi has all the cool movies and many I've never heard of. It frankly wouldn't surprise me if the Onion article had a basis in life, haha.
"Many others since have tried & failed at making a watchable parasite slug movie" - LilCerberus