I am going to steal something

[Trevor]

Two of my reviews on this site: my book needs a bit of expanding. 

[chainsaw midget]

Thief! 

Somebody shoot this man!  Then arrest him!

[Trevor]

Thief! 

Somebody shoot this man!  Then arrest him!

Both? Oy 

[ER]

Wow, stealing your own posts, that's some blackhearted villainy there.

In the '00s when I was a top....I don't know 150, I think, reviewer on Amazon, an author asked me to please review his novella on another site, so after reading it I copy/pasted my Amazon review onto the other site and soon got a nasty email from Amazon telling me all reviews posted on Amazon.com remained the property of Amazon.com, and if I didn't take it off the other site I'd....be banned or branded or hexed or something.

Come to think of it, this site is owned by a Marine, so your piracy is truly brave. 

[Trevor]

Wow, stealing your own posts, that's some blackhearted villainy there.

In the '00s when I was a top....I don't know 150, I think, reviewer on Amazon, an author asked me to please review his novella on another site, so after reading it I copy/pasted my Amazon review onto the other site and soon got a nasty email from Amazon telling me all reviews posted on Amazon.com remained the property of Amazon.com, and if I didn't take it off the other site I'd....be banned or branded or hexed or something.

Come to think of it, this site is owned by a Marine, so your piracy is truly brave.  

I be stealing the reviews I wrote for Laser Mission and The Demon 

[bob]

and here I was thinking Trevor would steal some clean underwear

[Trevor]

and here I was thinking Trevor would steal some clean underwear

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