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The South African moan thread

Started by Trevor, May 11, 2023, 09:27:14 AM

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Trevor

Quote from: ER on May 23, 2023, 04:56:24 PM
Not to mention you have to do Christmas in 100 degrees weather.

Sunny skies, braais etc are great here 😊😊
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

More on the Russian saga: a minister says that there was "fokkol" put on the ship in Cape Town. :buggedout:

https://www.news24.com/news24/politics/parliament/an-embarrassment-da-slams-modise-for-comment-that-there-was-fl-on-lady-r-20230524

That word means f*** all: in this case, it means nothing.  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

A devastating fire ripped through a Johannesburg building a few days back: the Minister responsible blames Apartheid for this: OMG  :buggedout: :buggedout:

https://www.thesouthafrican.com/news/minister-lindiwe-zulu-blames-apartheid-for-deadly-joburg-cbd-building-fire-breaking-1-september-2023/

Stop blaming dead people and dead racist policies for your party's failures, you stupid woman!! :hatred:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Newt

Quote from: Trevor on September 02, 2023, 02:29:27 AM
A devastating fire ripped through a Johannesburg building a few days back: the Minister responsible blames Apartheid for this: OMG  :buggedout: :buggedout:

She may as well get with the times and blame colonialism.   It would get more international attention.   :lookingup:
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Trevor

Quote from: Newt on September 02, 2023, 07:14:41 AM
Quote from: Trevor on September 02, 2023, 02:29:27 AM
A devastating fire ripped through a Johannesburg building a few days back: the Minister responsible blames Apartheid for this: OMG  :buggedout: :buggedout:

She may as well get with the times and blame colonialism.   It would get more international attention.   :lookingup:

Believe it or not, our useless gubbermint has blamed a lot on colonialism. The ANC will never admit its mistakes, ever 🙄🙄
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Newt

Quote from: Trevor on September 02, 2023, 07:55:53 AM
The ANC will never admit its mistakes, ever 🙄🙄

Cashing in on the lingering positive international cachet of being a liberation movement.  Their main asset.
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Trevor

Quote from: Newt on September 02, 2023, 08:05:16 AM
Quote from: Trevor on September 02, 2023, 07:55:53 AM
The ANC will never admit its mistakes, ever 🙄🙄

Cashing in on the lingering positive international cachet of being a liberation movement.  Their main asset.

Exactly.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

The world's most unfunniest comedian IMO is paid almost $2 million to promote South Africa, his birth country,

That is ZAR33 million of taxpayers' money, even though they say it isn't.

https://www.news24.com/news24/politics/parliament/no-joke-trevor-noah-to-be-paid-r33m-for-five-minute-ad-to-promote-sa-to-the-world-20230907
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

And our useless chosen by race not ability cricket team has choked again: beaten by the Netherlands! :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

The South African government has now taken Israel to the International Court of Justice because of the Gaza situation. Umm.... what about all the issues here at home, you bunch of hypocritical, corrupt morons?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

Wild Earth keeps interrupting its live safaris with commercials. One second I'll be focusing on a leopard crouching ready to spring at a baboon, the next I'm seeing an ad with those unspeakably awful blue Charmin bears jawing about how much they love toilet paper. Considering the broadcast originates in South Africa, this seems a good place to gripe about that.
What does not kill me makes me stranger.