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The best/worst/worst/best trailers?

Started by Trevor, November 18, 2023, 06:00:47 AM

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Trevor

For starters, this place near me  :wink:

www.lynnwoodtrailers.co.za

But then movie related, the immortal Blood Debts (1985)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq-akGWjZEI
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

javakoala

If you think this trailer is dreadful, try watching the actual movie.

CURSE OF HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRH8G55bez4
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

M.10rda

Quote from: javakoala on November 18, 2023, 11:00:12 AM
If you think this trailer is dreadful, try watching the actual movie.

CURSE OF HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRH8G55bez4

Wow... I love that the credits are not for a movie titled CURSE OF HALLOWEEN but instead for one titled INTO THE WOODS, presumably not starring Meryl Streep.

"...No one will be admitted during the sensational 'front and rear passenger doors opening on an SUV' scene...!!!"

javakoala

Quote from: M.10rda on November 18, 2023, 11:36:19 AM
Quote from: javakoala on November 18, 2023, 11:00:12 AM
If you think this trailer is dreadful, try watching the actual movie.

CURSE OF HALLOWEEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRH8G55bez4

Wow... I love that the credits are not for a movie titled CURSE OF HALLOWEEN but instead for one titled INTO THE WOODS, presumably not starring Meryl Streep.

"...No one will be admitted during the sensational 'front and rear passenger doors opening on an SUV' scene...!!!"

The whole movie runs about an hour, feels like 3 hours, and leaves the viewer with a massive headache and a never-ending dose of "WTF was that?"

If you search the guy who wrote/directed/starred in this mess, Jeremy Isbell, he promotes himself as being a long-time veteran of the film industry. At least he has chutzpah.
I feel more like I do now than I did a while ago.

M.10rda

Quote from: javakoala on November 19, 2023, 05:52:16 PMone t

If you search the guy who wrote/directed/starred in this mess, Jeremy Isbell, he promotes himself as being a long-time veteran of the film industry. At least he has chutzpah.

Hey, promotion is all about spin... I'm a long-time veteran of the film industry, too, if by "film industry" we mean short films and unfinished/unreleased features mostly produced in and around Western and Central NY...  :twirl: I've never cut a trailer that lame, thoigh!

chainsaw midget

QuoteHey, promotion is all about spin... I'm a long-time veteran of the film industry,
So am I!  As a consumer.

Trevor

Ivan Tors' Rhino  :buggedout: :buggedout:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKfyouMOFA

I love how the narrator says "the savage Umfolozi country" when that is actually a part of South Africa  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.