What's the dumbest thing you've ever seen, heard or read?

LilCerberus · February 02, 2025, 11:54:21 PM

Just ignore them & they'll stop.....

Dr. Whom · February 03, 2025, 01:54:56 AM

The Tartarian Empire. This makes Graham Hancock look sensible.

ER · February 03, 2025, 06:33:48 AM

Honorable Mention is Stephen Fry's advice on what to say if a bully is hitting you:

"Please stop, you're giving me an erection."

LilCerberus · February 03, 2025, 03:27:32 PM

Some of the candidates at the DNC vice chair election.....
And who they elected...

Zapranoth · February 04, 2025, 01:31:46 AM

I would appreciate it if everyone would shut the f**k up about politics.

lester1/2jr · February 05, 2025, 08:31:54 PM

When people ask why you don't like a particular food.

Trevor · February 05, 2025, 11:15:16 PM

Quote from: lester1/2jr on February 05, 2025, 08:31:54 PMWhen people ask why you don't like a particular food.

I get that a lot: people should realize that not everyone eats and enjoys the same food.

LilCerberus · February 05, 2025, 11:33:31 PM

I had a cousin who built an electric motorcycle for pro racing...
I was trying to pitch the story to the electric car freaks at WRIR, & mentioned the potential top speed...
Somebody asked, "Why would anybody wanna go that fast?"

zombie no.one · February 06, 2025, 03:26:37 AM

the AC/DC lyric:

"I'm gonna be a rock'n'roll star... Yes I are!"

zombie no.one · February 06, 2025, 04:34:07 AM

the Mobb Deep lyric:

"Fee - Fi - Fo - Fum... I smell the blood of a jealous ass punk"

Zapranoth · February 06, 2025, 10:04:36 AM

Hmm.

"What I am is what I am is what you are... or what.
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if ya know what I mean

Shove... me.. in.. the.. shallow water. Before I get too deep."

zombie no.one · February 06, 2025, 10:43:15 AM

that one is just cosmically cosmic, for sure...

up there with:

"What if God were one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Nobody calling on the phone
Exept for the Pope, maybe, in Rome."

...mind = blown

ER · February 06, 2025, 03:24:39 PM

Quote from: Zapranoth on February 06, 2025, 10:04:36 AMHmm.

"What I am is what I am is what you are... or what.
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if ya know what I mean

Shove... me.. in.. the.. shallow water. Before I get too deep."

Psst, it's "...choke me in the shallow water ..."

Now it makes complete sense, right?

Rev. Powell · February 06, 2025, 03:30:35 PM

Quote from: ER on February 06, 2025, 03:24:39 PM
Quote from: Zapranoth on February 06, 2025, 10:04:36 AMHmm.

"What I am is what I am is what you are... or what.
I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know, if ya know what I mean

Shove... me.. in.. the.. shallow water. Before I get too deep."

Psst, it's "...choke me in the shallow water ..."

Now it makes complete sense, right?

To be fair, the song seems to be about a stupid person who is proud of being stupid. So the lyrics should be kind of stupid, right?

This lyric always annoyed me:

"You make me feel like a candy apple
All red and horny." (Paula Cole)

Are apples, candy or otherwise, known for being horny?

indianasmith · February 06, 2025, 06:14:53 PM

"They came and took my brother away; the men in white picked him up yesterday
But they'll never come and take me away, because I'm OK - I'm normal!"