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Recent Viewings, Part 2

Started by Rev. Powell, February 15, 2020, 10:36:26 PM

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indianasmith

AGAINST THE NIGHT (2017) - This was a GRAVE ENCOUNTERS-style found footage film, except instead of being in a haunted asylum or a hospital, this time our fearless filmmakers are trespassing in an abandoned prison complex.  After the usual bit of horseplay and spying on the girls, suddenly things turn serious when people start disappearing.  Is it vengeful ghosts?  Psychotic homeless people?  A serial killer?  Or something worse?  I'll admit, this one was pretty well done and the end contained a twist I absolutely did not see coming!  4/5 if you like found footage, maybe 3/5 if you don't.  Lester, I'd like your thoughts on this one.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

I have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

Rev. Powell

ALMA & THE WOLF (2025): A deputy sheriff investigates a wolf attack after his high school crush, Alma, claims her dog was killed by the beast; things get strange quick. Often confusing and tonally uneven but still interesting, largely thanks to Ethan Embry giving it his all as a middle aged former pitcher living his life vicariously through his baseball prodigy son; the effects (including wolf costume) can be cheesy, and be advised that the rug-pulling twist ending turned off a lot of viewers (I was fine with it, though it could have been foreshadowed better). 3/5.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 12:17:40 AMI have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

😳😃😄😆😀😂🤣
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

Quote from: Trevor on Today at 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 12:17:40 AMI have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

😳😃😄😆😀😂🤣
I think I have actually seen that one - I remember a bizarre Japanese zombie toilet film called ZOMBIE A$$ or something like that.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on Today at 10:24:10 AM
Quote from: Trevor on Today at 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 12:17:40 AMI have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

😳😃😄😆😀😂🤣
I think I have actually seen that one - I remember a bizarre Japanese zombie toilet film called ZOMBIE A$$ or something like that.

I shall search until I find it 😆😉🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Trevor on Today at 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on Today at 10:24:10 AM
Quote from: Trevor on Today at 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 12:17:40 AMI have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

😳😃😄😆😀😂🤣
I think I have actually seen that one - I remember a bizarre Japanese zombie toilet film called ZOMBIE A$$ or something like that.

I shall search until I find it 😆😉🐢

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

Quote from: Rev. Powell on Today at 11:28:43 AM
Quote from: Trevor on Today at 10:45:47 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on Today at 10:24:10 AM
Quote from: Trevor on Today at 08:54:00 AM
Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 12:17:40 AMI have to watch japanese nazi toilet zombies or something first but okay

😳😃😄😆😀😂🤣
I think I have actually seen that one - I remember a bizarre Japanese zombie toilet film called ZOMBIE A$$ or something like that.

I shall search until I find it 😆😉🐢



Thanks Rev 😀😃😄

I just read the Wikipedia synopsis 😳😳😄😃😀😂🤣🐢
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

It was. . . memorable.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

#4839
Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) - Again and again I thought "I can't believe people agreed to be in this movie". Don't get me wrong: I liked it and it's hilarious. I just can't see American actors, no matter how desperate they are, signing on to walk backwards on all 4's as butt zombies with parasite things shooting out of their butt. How would you explain it to your family? Off the top of my head, the unrated Not Another Teen Movie might have some similar gross out humor, but that's like Annie compared to this.


The first half is mostly low level comedy. Clearly, they have a limited budget and are saving it for the special effects. That's not to say the effects are especially great, but the budget outside of that is very shoestring. It looks like they're at a campground or something and they never leave this area. I don't want to give too much away but it's just to say: 

it's not phoned in. Someone really cared about this idea and carried it out as best as they could.

I would guess it ended up on tubi in part because it's initially so cheap looking and the first half appears like it's not really going to amount to much. It does, though. In fact, it's really everything you would want/ expect of such a title

4.75 /5

I'd had a horrible day and Zombie Ass didn't make me feel better, but it was appropriate.  It's really...I don't know... a window into another culture.

indianasmith

Quote from: lester1/2jr on Today at 05:37:27 PMZombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) - Again and again I thought "I can't believe people agreed to be in this movie". Don't get me wrong: I liked it and it's hilarious. I just can't see American actors, no matter how desperate they are, signing on to walk backwards on all 4's as butt zombies with parasite things shooting out of their butt. How would you explain it to your family? It would be on your IMBD page forever. Off the top of my head, the unrated Not Another Teen Movie might have some similar gross out humor, but that's like Annie compared to this.


The first half is mostly low level comedy. Clearly, they have a limited budget and are saving it for special effects. That's not to say they effects are especially great, but the budget outside of that is very shoestring. It looks like they are at campground or something and they never leave this area. I don't want to give too much away but it's just to say it's not phoned it. Someone really cared about this idea and carried it out as best as they could.

I would guess it ended up on tubi in part because it's initially so cheap looking and the first half appears like it's not really going to amount to much. In fact, it's everything you would want/ expect of such a title

4.75 /5

I'd had a horrible day and it didn't make me feel better, but was appropriate.  It's really...I don't know... a window into another culture.

Good review of a memorably awful film - so awful it was great!  Around 2015 I went through a spell of watching a bunch of those crazy Japanese films, FRANKENSTEIN GIRL and this one and one that was so bizarre I couldn't wrap my head around it - HELLDRIVER, I think it was called.  But ZOMBIE ASS is right up there in the WTF department!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

lester1/2jr

I saw a Japanese movie called "Ninjas vs Aliens" a while ago. Zombie Ass was was better than that, but they were similar particularly in the campground sort of setting and the proliferation of weird parasite things.