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Started by Trevor, October 06, 2025, 04:05:05 AM

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Trevor

The Guys (2002) with Sigourney Weaver

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319470/

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A bereaved 9/11 New York firefighter has to deliver a eulogy and turns to a writer for help.


Taking Chance (2009) with Kevin Bacon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taking_Chance


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A true story about a veteran who accompanies a deceased soldier home.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

NEW YORK RIPPER uncut, apparently...

bob

Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



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RCMerchant

DR. JEKYLL'S TORTURE DUNGEON (1979), a bad, stupid, and boring  kung fu horror film. It was grating. I turned it off about 20 minutes in.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 12, 2025, 08:32:56 AMDR. JEKYLL'S TORTURE DUNGEON (1979), a bad, stupid, and boring  kung fu horror film. It was grating. I turned it off about 20 minutes in.

*Trevor goes to see if it's available somewhere*  :wink:  :wink:
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pacman000

Convoy. Didn't want to spend an hour with a cussing trucker.
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Trevor

Quote from: pacman000 on October 13, 2025, 07:49:24 PMConvoy. Didn't want to spend an hour with a cussing trucker.

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lester1/2jr

Last night I tried to watch "Invisible Witness" an Italian thriller with good reviews. There was a scene where the main guy, who I didn't like, and his mistress accidentally kill another driver while swerving to miss a deer. The mistress starts doing all this "don't call the police, we should do this and this instead" stuff and I was like "this is stupid" and turned it off.

RCMerchant

Quote from: Trevor on October 12, 2025, 09:57:48 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 12, 2025, 08:32:56 AMDR. JEKYLL'S TORTURE DUNGEON (1979), a bad, stupid, and boring  kung fu horror film. It was grating. I turned it off about 20 minutes in.

*Trevor goes to see if it's available somewhere*  :wink:  :wink:
You'll rue the day!
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on October 18, 2025, 03:11:20 AM
Quote from: Trevor on October 12, 2025, 09:57:48 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 12, 2025, 08:32:56 AMDR. JEKYLL'S TORTURE DUNGEON (1979), a bad, stupid, and boring  kung fu horror film. It was grating. I turned it off about 20 minutes in.

*Trevor goes to see if it's available somewhere*  :wink:  :wink:
You'll rue the day!

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LilCerberus

Duel(1971)
The exhausted commuter vs some guy being a d*ck.....
Already lived it..............................
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M.10rda

I realize this isn't quite in the spirit of this thread, but I had an experience last night that I don't often have (perhaps quite evidently!) and here it is:

I guess Madame finds horror movies I haven't heard of via TikTok influencers, and thus she plays me a hearty recommendation for something called TRUE FICTION. Okay, let's watch it. We find it on Tubi, there's a brief pre-title sequence, and then the first actual scene of exposition begins. There are three actors having a serious conversation. One makes little impression, the second seems competent but perhaps misdirected, and the third is behaving in such a forced, inauthentic way that I become instantly physically uncomfortable. Almost immediately, I realize: I am unable to watch this film.

Fortunately it only takes Mme.10rda another sixty seconds to ask if we can watch something else. Her threshold for crap is quite different from mine but she wasn't buying this tripe either. Naturally this is a website called BadMovies.org and I watch tons of bad movies and lots of them have bad acting, but it's pretty rare that the bad acting forces me to stop watching within the first two minutes of a film. (I suspect the writing was weak, too, but the acting kind of distracted me from even processing the dialogue.)