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Big laughs in otherwise stupid, stupid movies.

Started by Mofo Rising, September 05, 2004, 01:14:59 AM

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Mofo Rising

I've got a rule for comedy.  If it makes me laugh, it's good.  That's it.  That's the only rule.  Every other consideration falls by the wayside.

Which brings me to the point of this post.

I watched the ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE movie fully expecting to hate it.  I didn't, but I still think it's bad.

But there was one scene in the movie.  They are being held on trial for some reason  I don't remember.  To add insult to injury the judge is Whoopi Goldberg (usually an indication of cinematic death).  But one of the charges was "sixteen" (or something) counts of bad punning.  Bullwinkle immediately replies with "and six dukes and seven earls!"

I must have laughed for ten minutes straight.   My roommate just looked at me like I was some sort of martian.  I'm sorry, Bullwinkle was just so pleased at his horrible joke at the worst possible time.

Funny, funny stuff.  In a horrible movie.

Stories?



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Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.

The Burgomaster

The movie PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT starring Richard Benjamin is so bad that you will have a headache by the end of it.  But there are 6 or 7 bits of dialogue that make me laugh out loud.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

saintmort

There's always the ending of Josie and the p***ycats where they say that they stopped putting hidden messages in music cause it works better in movies anyway and real quick a voice says "Josie and the p***ycats is the best movie ever...join the army"

Otherwise I hated that movie.

Mr. Hockstatter

Cheerleader Ninjas was intentionally bad throughout, but at the end they give us a wonderful moral message.  Something like "So remember kids, don't judge a person on the color of their skin, or their religion, or stuff like that.  Judge them by how much money they make and what kind of car they drive."  If only Hollywood could look in a mirror...

Another great moment was when one of the cheerleaders tried to make fun of a nerd by pointing out that his laptop "isn't even plugged in".

Or when the Trekkies were sitting motionless and drooling in front of their PC's (because they were infected by an internet mind control virus or something) and the cheerleader said "I just thought it was normal".


Ozzymandias

As I posted before the killer in Ghastly Ones stalks one of the characters in the celler. The victim turns around and the killer squats down right in front of his quary. The intended victim DOESN'T SEE THE HOODED KILLER SQUATING IN FRONT OF HIM.

Prophet Tenebrae

In Evita, when she died. I just laughed hysterically... good times.

Mr. Hockstatter

Reminds me of a scene in Sci-Fi's latest production, Raptor Island.  A Navy SEAL is walking through the woods, past a small tree.  After he's gone past, the camera pans down and there's a terrorist hiding behind the tree - except there's no possible way the SEAL could have missed him unless he was completely blind.  The tree was barely a foot across, and the terrorist was squatting on the ground.  He would have been sticking way out on either side.

Ash

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

That film was ridiculously retarded but I was bent over with cramps from laughing so hard.



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Susan

I can't explain why but years ago i saw "PCU" and can't remember laughing so hard, in retrospect i think it was a stupid film. i feel ashamed


Dunners

Funny?

ummmmmmmm...hmmm...hmmm...So many MST3k movies to remember so little oxygen to the brain lol.

save the world, kill a politician or two.

loyal1

Carla and Connie...stupid stupid movie, but I remember getting some good laughs in some scenes.  Oh, and 50 First Dates...that scene when she chased down Rob Schneider with a baseball bat and beats the hell out of him...couldn't stop laughing.  Then she had to add "Yeah, KEEP RUNNING!", well I just had to laugh some more.  I was on the plane when I saw that, and everyone around me gave me a "look".  So I yelled "Yeah, keep looking!" .  No, that's a lie, but I wanted to. :)