The hero we all need.

[Alex]

I can't think of a single country in the news today that wouldn't benefit from being ran by this guy. With what is going on in the UK right now, I've ordered my figure of him.

https://www.troublemakergames.co.uk/product-page/count-binface-1

Vote Binface! It isn't like he can f**k things up any more than your current candidate, wherever you are.

(For people outside the UK, this is someone standing for election. He is highly unlikely to win, but if he did it would cause a major upset in British politics and most likely make me fall off my seat and injure myself laughing).