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Started by Alex, July 09, 2026, 03:46:56 PM

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Alex

QuotePolling done by Ipsos in the UK has Count Binface MILES ahead of Nigel Farage.
33% of Brits would prefer the Count wins the Clacton by-election than the Reform leader, who is on a meagre 21%. See less

Farage (ol' Count c**tface himself) is trump's closest ally in the UK. It took him something like 7 or 8 tries to actually get elected as an MP. Word has emerged of another dodgy financial scheme that will see another investigation launched into his dealings.

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Dr. Whom

Quote from: LilCerberus on July 11, 2026, 10:11:37 PM^Kinda gives me echoes of Bucket Head from Gremloids.....^

He started out as Lord Buckethead, until he got stopped by copyright, so he created Binface instead.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Trevor

Quote from: Dr. Whom on July 13, 2026, 12:56:05 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 11, 2026, 10:11:37 PM^Kinda gives me echoes of Bucket Head from Gremloids.....^

He started out as Lord Buckethead, until he got stopped by copyright, so he created Binface instead.

Did KFC sue him or.... 😅
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

Surely Farage chose Clacton because he thought that was the best chance for him to win. If he can't win there, it has to be the end of him, right?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dr. Whom

Quote from: Trevor on July 13, 2026, 02:03:54 AM
Quote from: Dr. Whom on July 13, 2026, 12:56:05 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on July 11, 2026, 10:11:37 PM^Kinda gives me echoes of Bucket Head from Gremloids.....^

He started out as Lord Buckethead, until he got stopped by copyright, so he created Binface instead.

Did KFC sue him or.... 😅

no, Todd Durham, the creator of Hyperspace aka Gremloids, which had the character originally. He relented later, but by then Lord Binface had moved on, and this led to a Lord Buckethead vs Count Binface face off in 2019 in what can only be called the Battle of the Receptacles.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Alex

Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 13, 2026, 08:07:05 AMSurely Farage chose Clacton because he thought that was the best chance for him to win. If he can't win there, it has to be the end of him, right?

His term as an MP so far has been most notable for him spending as little time in Clacton as possible and certainly not representing the people who voted for him. When he does, he is bringing things that are against the working people he claims to represent and yet he still has people who support him. Sound familiar?

It would be very interesting to see what would happen should he lose to a comedy candidate (and I am not sure what the man behind Count Binface would do in that situation. Would he turn down the job or take it and do his best?).
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Dr. Whom

And now the chap dressed as a fox (who is actually a bona fide wildlife activist) has withdrawn because the whole thing became too much of a farce.
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.