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Oprn Water - Dullest Film Ever?

Started by Prophet Tenebrae, September 27, 2004, 02:51:32 AM

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Prophet Tenebrae

If I hadn't been watching it on my computer, I think my brain might actually have imploded into a super dense pocket of dullness.

I think to liken it to Blair Witch is fair... except at least that film could induce mild nausea and scare the Welsh. Except at least stuff actually happened in it, like trees and stuff.

Who'd have thought getting eaten by sharks could be so boring.

blkrider

I just refuse to pay movie theater prices for a film that's only seventy-something minutes long.

akiratubo

Kneel before Dr. Hell, the ruler of this world!

Prophet Tenebrae

Believe me, if this film was much longer than 70 minutes a lot of people would have died.

onionhead

Some people like cupcakes better--I for one care less for them

The Burgomaster

Sorry.  I enjoyed this movie.  Not a great movie, but a good movie.  Better than most of the big budget crap out there these days.

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."