Vote for your favorite GOOFY horror film moments

[Dave Munger]

That poem kicks ass. In "The Birds", when, through a long chain of coincidences, the birds blow up the gas station. For me, it undermines the whole idea of birds being scary by seeming to argue that the REASON they're scary is that if they go berzerk and attack a guy who's smoking while refuling his car and spilling gas all over the place, and some other things go wrong (like he dosen't see the sign, can't understand people trying to warn him, and I think something was wrong with the attendant too) then the birds might knock the burning cigar into the gasoline, which then might ignite...

[Mitch McAfee]

Ah this one's easy....any time "the giant claw" is on screen in The Giant Claw!

Great topic BTW

[peter johnson]

Oliver Reed -- or whoever is in that wolf outfit -- stops to pull his werewolf gloves/hands on tighter whilst being pursued by the villagers over the rooftops of Spain in Hammer's Curse of the Werewolf.  It's fun to run that scene over & over!!
peter johnson/denny crane

[King Doom]

gotta be the scene in feddy vs. jason where jason  crashes the open air rave and the fat guy hurls his drink over jason. The scene is so badly edited I had to watch it three times to realise the burning torch the guy then jabs at jason was next to them already.

[SaintMort]

On the Topic Freddy Vs Jason how about the goofy "wanna be Jason Mewes" character.

[Master Blaster]

You ever notice that guy looks like John Kerry?

[Kory]

LOL    You're right!    Makes you wonder...

[Dave Munger]

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[Acidburn]

I think John Kerry looks like that new reporter muppet.

[Master Blaster]

I'm not familiar with the reporter guy your talking about but all I'm saying is any guy who can get his head cut off, pick it up, and then use it to go down on a tied up girl, earned my vote!