Favorite Bad Movie Taglines

[Master Blaster]

The best I've heard has to be

"It's not human, and it's got an axe!" - The Prey

[Mr_Vindictive]

My all time favorite is from The Mutilator (Aka: Fall Break):

"By pick, by axe, by sword, bye bye!"

Classic!

[Fearless Freep]

Not a great line in it's own but I was watching http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100464/]Rebel%20Storm last night.  Some characters from about a hundred years in the future  find an old video tape and are attampting to view it and one of them says:

"VHS?...why couldn't they've used Beta"

did make me laugh



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[Mr. Hockstatter]

Sorority House Massacre II:  It's cleavage versus cleavers and the results are Delta Delta deadly!

[Master Blaster]

Oh man, that one made me bust a gut. Freakin poetry!

[Dreggen]

Frogs - "Today the pond... Tomorrow the WORLD!"

[ED]

"Buddy's Got an Axe to Grind... A Big Axe"- Slaughterhouse

Or
"Herbert has a good head on his shoulders, and one on his desk"- Renimator


Those are both my favorites.
-Ed

[Master Blaster]

The best ones always seem to have the word "Axe" in them :  )

[reagan]

I was wondering when someone would do the the Re-animator tagline :)

[Ozzymandias]

The Ghastly Ones - "The mad killer who loves to eat meat â€" live meat... It will be the stomach shocker of your life."  Stomach shocker?

[Ed]

I had the stomach shocker at a fast food place once.  Not good at all.  
Is it not amazing the use of the word "Axe" in these?  Thanks for pointing that out.  
-Ed

[I luv dolma]

the one's for Carnosaur were great too.

"Driven to extinction. Back for revenge."

(do we even know what really killed the dinosaurs? Were they driven to extinction? And why are they back for revenge, there were no people back then)


"They died out 63 million years ago, and now they are back. And its no theme park."

(I love the little joke on Jurassic Park, but they have to understand that dinosaurs disappered 65 million years ago, not 63 million years ago)

[peter johnson]

The best is still "It Takes All Kinds O' Critters to Make Farmer Vincent's Fritters" -- from Motel Hell, with the shot of the people's heads in the field.
peter johnson/denny crane

[Max Gardner]

"Commies made him an atomic mutant!" -The Beast of Yucca Flats

[Wence]

"You are what they eat!" - Critters 3