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Started by Menard, January 04, 2005, 02:50:31 AM

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odinn7

Though it wasn't printed, this should fit in here anyway. A few years ago we had a Bob's Big Boy restaurant near where I work. The local radio station was running ads for it and one of the lines in the add stated: "Come on down and try Big Boy's special sauce." The ad ran for a week or so. I wonder who came up with that wording and what were they thinking?

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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

trekgeezer

Here's a link to a bunch of funny signs.

Funny Signs




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Ellie

In Richardson Texas there is a hospital named Robert H. Dedman. When I first saw "Dedmans Hospital" I about fell over.

Master Blaster

This one's probably only funny to me because I'm immature. We have bags of flavored coffee at work for the coffee makers. One of the flavors is "Vanilla Nut Cream"

Menard

A group of us had done blind testing for a set of Doctor Who miniatures rules. When we received the completed rules, we could not help but laughing everytime we came across a reference in the rules to 'grab your measuring device'.


trekgeezer

Hey I was getting some blood tests a few years ago and the tech's name was Butcher. I commented on it and he said his Dad was a doctor and he hate everytime they called him on the PA system . "Doctor Butcher you have a call!"




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

AndyC

My wife reminded me of a good one. Over the course of our holiday visiting, we passed a hotel advertising "heated poo." Gotta like those missing letters.

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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Menard

Oooh...ooh...ooh, I saw his movie.


Max Gardner

Not so much a sign as a label. I saw this just yesterday. In the local grocery store, there's a deli that sells wrapped subs and whatnot. I forget what it's called, but it comes down to "C.O.C." on all their labels. So their biggest sub is labeled "COC MONSTER."

nurse mac

I saw an odd sign at the bank some years ago. It read: "Remember, February is National Alzheimer's Month."

petrol lunatic

At a church in my town it said "At fist I was a sinner, but with Jesus I'm a winner"-God
How does God sin? Isn't he technically Jesus anyway?

and soon you will feel it
while the wind is blowing and the blood is boiling
it won't be no dream and no one will hear you scream
crawling out of the dark

Menard

I don't know if this is a standard street name in a lot a cities, but in Lexington, KY the planning commission apparently had a sense of humor when they allowed a street to be named OVER DRIVE.


Flangepart

By how, i'm sure you've heard about the smartass who changed some survey maps fo Bevis Lake to read "Lake Butthead"

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"