Weird Celebrity Kid Names

[Ed]

There is a pizza parlor near my house, they always have the damnest names on their birthday board, every one is misspelled.  Things like:
Shannon Doa
Khody
Tylar
Chrystal

I want to stop and ask if their sign person can't spell or if these really are the names

My wife and I joke we'll name our first child "Bahwb" just to screw with teachers and such.  I also think "Chlamidiya" is pretty,

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Ed

[Menard]

Peeple jist caned spiel inymoor. Ah theenk ets ay dorn shaim.

[Ellie]

My mom sent me our ancestral chart and I found some strange names. How about Jerubabel and Experience and Mehejable. Jerubabel and Experience were married to each other. On my step-fathers side I found a Philemon and  Obedience and they were married also.

[Dave Munger]

I heard that Meeno Peluce is Soleil Moon Fries brother.

[Ozzymandias]

Yep! Also Dawn Lyn from My Three Sons is the sister of Leif Garrett who...um...did something back in the 70s...I know all the girls liked him.

[Dave Munger]

I forgot to mention that Meeno Peluce ate my balls.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~asmithee/mpballs.html