B-WARE 2005 - Want a taste of what's to come?

[Foywonder]

I've been working on this article turned two page reference guide since late October and finally it is online for all to enjoy!

B-WARE 2005: B-Informed, B-Warned

It's a massive  rundown of a large portion of 2005's upcoming cinematic schlock (mostly of the sci-fi and horror variety), almost all of which is not likely coming to a theater near you this year, along with my own acerbic comments because lord knows I'll probably end up watching many of them before it's all said and done. Like the tagline says, you'll be informed and considering what will most likely be the dubious quality of many of the films discussed here, you will be warned.

By the way, the link to Page Two at the bottom of the first page is having issues for some reason so for now you'll have to scroll back up and use the Page Two chapter index at the top.

Enjoy.

The Foywonder presents... B-WARE 2005: B-Informed, B-Warned

[Scott]

Nice page Foywonder. Keep us informed.

[trekgeezer]

Enough with the CG snakes and sharks. Now the rubber suited guys will get a watch.

[Foywonder]

Wouldn't that be "pages"?  You're lucky I chopped it into two otherwise it probably would have taken forever to load.

Keep you informed? You mean that wasn't enough? You want even more?

***insert sound of my head exploding here***

[odinn7]

Wow, nice work. Some real funny stuff you wrote there.

[Scott]

Ok, Great page ! Keep me informed. : ) I like to see other created sites of our regulars here at badmovies.org. I think it adds to our B-movie visits here.  I'm going to look it over more Foywonder.  : ) Keep up the good work.

[Foywonder]

LOL

You realize that the B-WARE article is only a single article on my Schlocktoberfest website, which has been around for over two years and is linked in the Badmovies.org archives, don't you?

I need to start advertising more. :)

[Scott]

Sorry, I'm still in my Napoleon Dynamite mode.

[Foywonder]

If you start dancing then I'm going to have to get my gun.

[Scott]

Getting ready for the big dance......................

[PSlugworth]

Sergeant Pepper looks cute.

...uh, but, uh -- how about that gore, huh?  Can't get enough of it myself.

Ahem...

[Foywonder]

Page two link is now working properly.

[Sugar_Nads]

Thank you Foywonder!!! God bless your little heart for sharing such wonderfully cheesy titles with us.

[JohnL]

The whole article was great, but I think this has to be my favorite part;

>THE KOVAK BOX
>Your phone rings; you just hear music, and when the music is over, you have no
>choice but to kill yourself.
>
>Retort #1 - Just like listening to Ashlee Simpson's music!

Funniest line I've read in a while!

Also;

>Retort #2 - "You are the last trapper, you contain the power of the glow!" And a
>shiny new nickel to anyone that gets that reference.

I guess we should call him Norman Leroy?



Post Edited (01-21-05 02:21)

[Foywonder]

I was hoping someone out there would catch the LAST DRAGON reference.