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Which monsters would you pit against eachother?

Started by Jack Corbett, January 31, 2005, 12:43:02 AM

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Andrew

I would like to see a cyclops against Gwangi.  That would probably be a pretty interesting combat.

On the other hand, something like a sabertooth tiger against one of the raptors from "Jurassic Park" would be interesting.  Arghhh, I mean a Deinonychus against a sabertooth tiger.  I cannot bear to call it a raptor.

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Master Blaster

How about Jar Jar vs. Speedy Gonzales vs. Tonto vs. Long Duck Dong vs. the Iron Shiek vs. Pepe Le Pu

Whoever generates the most protest from the ethnic group their stereotyping wins.

Flangepart

The TREMORS big three ( Grabboids, shriekers and assblasters ) Vs. Jurrassic park!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Jack Corbett

Flangepart, that idea with Tremors is BLOODY INGENIOUS! Keep up the work, everybody.

Menard

Rather than the TREMORS monsters, how about having Bert Gummer clean up JURASSIC PARK.


Jack Corbett

I'm laughin REALLY hard at the moment... Maybe its Menard's comment or Return of the Living Dead.


By the way... Dawn of the Dead '04's Zombies, or Return of the Living Dead's zombies? Who would win?

Menard

Considering that you cannot kill RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD zombies, I think they would have an edge.


Andrew

Now, that is pure genius.  I can just see him now, perched in a huge treetop stand.  Of course, with how loud Bert tends to be, he would attract every single carnivore within miles.

Maybe the movie could also have a huge, meat-eating Pleistocene mole - just to give Bert something to complain about.

Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Menard

Bert wouldn't be happy unless he attracted every creature around. Of course if he ran out of ammo, he could always fight hand-to-hand. One big advantage to being somewhere other than Perfection is that this time he can't blow up his own house (:


Jack Corbett

Hey, Guys, some of these ideas you have are pretty cool. Why don't you turn them into ideas for movies? Uh, you can go to my thread "Lets make up a Horror Flick!!! Part 2", and do it there, or start up a new thread, or...

heh heh heh...

Make your own movie.
Whaddya think?

Jack Corbett

Okaythis is a littel limited, but...

Okay, choose two monsters from the list below and make 'em fight. Have fun...

LIST:
Velociraptor
Spinosaurus
Tyrannosaurus
Deinonychus
Allosaurus
Ceratosaurus
Graboid
Shrieker
Zombie
Zombie (Return of the Living Dead)
Zombie (Dawn of the Dead '04)
King Kong
Godzilla
Gojira
Gamera
Jan de Bont (C'mon! Haven't you seen Speed 2? Twister? Lara Croft 2? I know where I stand.)

Go on mate, choose...

Flangepart

Menard wrote:

> Rather than the TREMORS monsters, how about having Bert Gummer
> clean up JURASSIC PARK.
>

I LIKE it!
Burt would be the Velociraptors worst nightmare.
I can see his trophy room now....With a T-rex right next to the Grabboid head!
Hey, my friend Ray, whos also a Kaiju fan, got a 10 point buck a month ago, and he'll get the head back on his birthday...thats why this image is so cool.

O-key...i pick Shriker Vs. Velociraptor! Lots of run and gun!

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

jmdenn

the martians from mars attacks vs. the war of the worlds (george Pal version)martians vs the ID4 aliens vs. plan nine from outer space aliens

battle of the moronicly defeated would be invaders!!

Mitch McAfee

A variation on Andrew's Harryhausen suggestion, I'd luv to see ..

the Cyclops vs the Ymir.

The Flying Monkeys (from Wizard of Oz) vs the Harpies (Jason & the Argonauts)

Cujo vs the 2 Headed Dog (clash of the titans)

The Deadly Mantis vs Mothra

The Monolith Monsters vs ... um... er... yeah ok it's a stupid suggestion

D Munger

Graboids vs. Shai Hullud (Tremors - Dune)
Godzilla and Gamera together against all of the latter's traditional enemies and most of the former's.
Aliens vs. Fithp (elephant like Centauri's from Niven-Pournell invasion novel "Footfall").
Kzinti vs. Klingons vs. Predators.
Terminator Hunter/Killers vs. Space Marines from Alien.
Q vs the Glis (godlike alien from weirdly dreamlike Van Vogt novel, "The Silke")