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Worst horror film you have ever watched

Started by Jack Corbett, February 12, 2005, 07:18:05 PM

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Metalbeast

Two horrors to be exact, the Dunwich Horror and the Amityville Horror 2. In Dunwich, Dean Stockwell was on autopilot the whole damn movie and the "monster" was just a tangled ball of rubber snakes. One of the few movies that almost drove me to tears. Amityville 2 wins an award for being one of the sleaziest horror films I've ever seen. I had to take a long shower afterward to wash the grime from that nauseating little movie off of me.

Ozzymandias

The Dunwich Horror is not as good as the book. I would have liked to have seen it the way AIP wanted it, with Peter Fonda and Annette Funecello (!).

Martin Jensen

 the worst flick?!? .. hmm. well I'd go for Trilogy of terror because I recently rented it. I guess I  had forgotten how awful this "movie" is.  The movie consists of 3 horror stories which all suck monkey nuts. I guess they only could affort to pay one broad because it the same freakin woman that stars all 3 stories - what especially cracks me up is that she is wearing different wigs, makeup etc in the various episodes -  as if the audience have not figured out that this movie is god awful - check it out it will make you p**s your pants - me and my lads were laughing our brains out

Mr. Hockstatter

Resident Evil is the worst horror movie you've ever seen?

Um...okay.  Ever seen a movie with a budget of less than $35 million?


blkrider

Hmmm....maybe JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER, or perhaps THE KILLER SHREWS.  Or NIGHT OF THE GHOULS [personally, I think it's worse than PLAN 9.]  Or ORGY OF THE DEAD, a nudie-cutie so bad that you'll fast forward past the nude scenes to get to the talky parts.

Wence

Mr. Hockstatter,

that with the budget is difficult. The question is, what is worse for a movie?
a) that it had a big budget and still was a cinematic miscarriage or
b) that it had a small, low or no budget and maybe therefore became a load of crap
 
"Hard Rock Zombies" aka "Rock Zombies" is one of the most embarassing things I´ve ever seen... and I´ve seen a lot of crap!

I often mentioned it but again: "Porno Holocaust"

Mr. Hockstatter

Oh, I'm just sticking up for Resident Evil because other than the senseless plot, I really like it.  I agree that some big budget films manage to be far worse than movies made for 1/100th the money.  It often seems as if the ego of the big budget folks is a much larger hindrance than a lack of money could ever be.


blkrider

I just can't get into picking on movies that are direct-to-video.  It's like beating up on a retarded person.

Wence

I have no problem with it, since most movies were made to make money and I go so far to say that 80% of all bad movies are so bad because they were made of stolen ideas (or bad remakes or whatever) and the aim of their makers was to profit from other movies.
Best example: StarWars and StarCrash.

The other 20% consist perhaps of "art movies" or something that way...

ErikJ

The worst I have ever seen is Satan's Storybook. I thought that time and the proper meds had taken care of the damage created by this movie untill my loving wife found it and bought it on E-bay. Now I owe my paychecks to the pharmacy for all the meds. Seizures coming on too strong.....need my pills....................

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
entertaining.


peter johnson

Horror of Spider Island.
I own it.
It's locked in the cupboard.
I'm scared to take it out again . . .
Fun bad is good bad -- I mean, if we don't all love Ed Wood and Plan 9 and Phil Tucker & Robot Monster, what are we all here for?
I can never thank the person enough who gave me a copy of Invisible Invaders on DVD -- really, if you haven't had real fun with a bad horror movie recently, get this one asap & laugh yourself silly!
But . . . Horror of Spider Island . . . so many things . . . just WRONG about it . . .
peter johnson/denny crane

Chopper

20 other people have probably already said it, but for me: Manos-hands of fate.  & i don't even know if it would be considered a horror movie, more like a z-grade hippie horror movie shot on a super 8 home video camera.

PsYcNeT

I always thought Body Melt was the most idiotic horror film I'd ever seen, until I re-rented it 4 years ago and grew a loving affection for it.

So in it's place, we have a movie, that I guess I am seconding as I Eat Your Skin.

I have this on the 2-disc 4-movie Wal-Mart Flesh Feast collection, and when coupled with the hilariously awesome The Undertaker And His Pals, and the snake-eating-monkey action of old-school Stacy Keach in Slave Of The Cannibal God, I Eat Your Skin is so goddamn bad I want to swallow a cup of crushed fibreglass and gargle with Drano.

Law Dog

Children of the Living Dead  had a scene where folks trapped in the local diner telephoned for help. When help arrived, they fought themselves into the diner, so they could have a little pow-wow and then proceed to go back out and fight the zombies outside.

Then to clinche it, some inbred idiot was sitting in his car, parked in the middle of the melee, tossing lit sticks of dynamite at the zombies, until he dropped one back into his own lap.

City of the Living Dead was bad, too in a WTF kind of way.  Especially the guy who cracks up and puts on a tutu.

And Incredible Melting Man was really a head scratcher (and one of the funniest MST3K's).

blkrider

It was HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD that had the tutu wearing SWAT guy.