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Started by The Burgomaster, October 04, 2005, 11:10:49 AM

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The Burgomaster

Certain actors look "stinky" to me.  I don't mean their acting ability . . . I mean their personal hygiene.  Here are some actors who usually look like they have either unpleasant body odor or bad breath (or both):

*  Victor Buono
* James Coburn
* Lee Marvin
* Dub Taylor
* Slim Pickens
* Richard Widmark
* Warren Oates
* Jack Elam

Maybe it's because they often play characters who are dirty (like cowboys who have been on the trail for weeks without a bath).

Can you think of any others?  And please don't ask me how I came up with THIS topic . . .



Post Edited (10-04-05 11:11)
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odinn7

Hey, leave Coburn and Marvin outta this...


Let's see:
Colin Farrell
Johnny Depp
Keifer Sutherland
Sean Penn

There's more, I'm just drawing a blank right now.
Hey, how did you come up with THIS topic anyway?

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Scott

LOL The theater should provide scratch and sniff cards. Might as well throw in Richard Boone.



Post Edited (10-04-05 11:46)

Menard

I can't believe you all left out Steve Buscemi.





or Irwin Keyes




raj


trekgeezer

Billy Bob Thornton - I never got that close to him in High School so I don't know if he actually smells or not, but he now looks like he does..




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Scottie

Irwin Keys looks like he might smell kinda sweet.

Who could forget Charles Bronson from this list? Ahnold looks like he might be kinda acrid smelling. Oh, what about any of the Carradines? And lets not leave out those stinky ladies. Anybody else think Faye Dunaway might clear a set if people weren't compromising?

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LilCerberus

El Topo, particularly the first twenty minutes, always brings to mind all kinds of horrible odors.

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Danny Trejo



I imagine him smelling like sweat and old stale Mexican beer.



Post Edited (10-05-05 03:06)

AndyC

How about Mickey Jones?

Or maybe Ernest Borgnine, or Wallace Shawn.

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Ozzymandias

My mom always said she thought Judge Bork, who was nominated for the Supreme Court, looked like he smelled.

My vote goes for Timothy Carey. I'm revolted  by his looks.

Shadowphile


petrol lunatic

-benecio del toro,  i'm surprised he's not on the list. if you watch an older movie of his,  you almost don't recognize him. he seriously needs to wash his hair. he's aged very badly, i don't think he's even 30.

-birol unel, i probably spelled his last name wrong, but he is from gegen die wand (head on- its english title) i think he is the turkish/german equivilant to del toro

-tara reid, yeah she doesn't look particularly dirty, but someone should notify the CDC on her. i bet she also smells like cigarettes and gin.

-clive owen, he just looks like he has been awake for several days wearing the same suit and hanging out in crappy bars. i will forever think of him as a pervy englishman because of closer.

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odinn7

As Trek said...Thornton, definitely.

Also will add Antonio Banderas (sp?)

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AndyC

And we wonder why actors go a bit nuts. People can be incredibly brutal. The usual snap judgements people make (vain, difficult, untalented, overrated, etc.) would require a thick enough skin, but can you imagine if one of these guys happened to find this board and read this thread? People think they look smelly. If that wouldn't give you a complex, nothing would.

That's not to say it isn't funny.

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