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Started by Neville, October 16, 2005, 06:40:27 AM

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Neville

My country (Spain) has always been behind others such as the US or India when it ocmes to produce exportable bad movies. But lately things are starting to change. Stuff like "Tuno Negro" or anything starring Santiago Segura have put us into the map again.

As an evidence that things are improving, here's a quick link to something called "Kibris" that somehow involves kung-fu fighting vampires. Or something.

http://www.filmsbluedragon.com/kibris/htmls/esp/trai_esp.html

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

Mr. Hockstatter

Oh yeah, I like.  That would be good even without the disco soundtrack.  Hope it comes out dubbed in English sometime.


Neville

Chances are it has been shot in English, because the voices in the trailer sound dubbed.

Due to the horrifying nature of this film, no one will be admitted to the theatre.

odinn7

I bet this movie is great...well, I'd see it just for Lorena Bernal. Hot hot hot. I always pick out the obvious things, don't I?

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You're not the Devil...You're practice.

Shadowphile

Even the synopsis sounds bad.....

Victim of a conspiration Count Dracula is murdered.
With the magic of Ahriman, the evil forces eliminate sunlight
leaving the planet in darkness of gloom.

With the help of science, Liza creates a new Dracula. Kuroi, a master
of martial arts, is the chosen one to defeat the evil. To achieve their
aim, Dracula and his allieds need the help of a young lady called Betty.


And the tag line?

WHEN THE BALANCE IS LOST, NOT EVEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS IS SAFE.

dean

Shadowphile wrote:


> WHEN THE BALANCE IS LOST, NOT EVEN THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS IS
> SAFE.

hahahaha... lame...  

That's great.

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trekgeezer

Where'd they recruit the lame-ass martial artists? I have to say I also found the music to be quite annoying. I'm afraid this may fall into the really bad category.




And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Three Oranges

From what I've read, there was actually a nice run of horror created in Spain in the 70s, when the giallo stuff was hitting big.

I've only read about it and have never actually seen any of the movies, though.

EDIT: A nice run of horror IN SPAIN.  I forgot the words "in Spain."



Post Edited (10-18-05 08:34)