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Started by trekgeezer, December 07, 2005, 11:51:16 AM

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trekgeezer

December 07, 2005, 11:51:16 AM
Just when I think I've seen it all, something happens to make me more cynical about people in general.

What would you call these guys, professional alibiist?

The Alibi Network



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raj

#1
December 07, 2005, 02:50:18 PM
I've seen ads on bus stop benches for dna testing: 1-800-R U The Dad (or something close to that).
Pretty sad indictments of our times.

Ed, Ego and Superego

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December 07, 2005, 06:58:09 PM
A guy I work with got rich on parental DNA testing and is living high on the DNA hog.  We couldn't get him to use "Who's your daddy?" on his advertising... stupid professionalism.
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Shadow

#3
December 07, 2005, 07:27:30 PM
Can use them to get out of Christmas dinner with the in-laws?
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ulthar

#4
December 07, 2005, 07:40:54 PM
Cool.  Now I know who to call to hide my activities while I film my new zombie psycho thriller.  Gotta keep things top secret, ya know.
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#5
December 08, 2005, 03:57:30 PM
Any co-worker who uses their services?....never trust them agine...
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