OT: Dean needs to be dewormed

[Menard]

In the wake of Scott's Gigli fixation, another board member has succumbed to the ramblings of a madman and reared its ugly head (uh...no, I am not referring to Dean's picture on Frappr).

Dean has proclaimed Scott to be King. (eh...is ulthar next?)

Dean has stood up in defence of Gigli.

Are these the signs of someone losing it?

Has Scott's movie fixation reached such a level that it can influence people across the globe?

Is the ozone to blame?

We must band together to save Dean from that insidious worm which has burrowed so deep into his bad movie psyche leaving him unable to distinguish between good and bad movies.

The hideous effects of this worm can be spotted easily.

Statements such as Ben Afflect is a great actor, Jess Franco is a great director, and Bill Gates is a handsome man are telltale signs of this indidious worm.

Dean must be dewormed.

For his benefit, and the benefit of the rest of the members of BadMovies.org, want you contribute to the Dean Wormer project.

With your help and words of encouragement, we can remove this worm from Dean and protect him from the influences of Scott.

[dean]

Menard Wrote:
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> Statements such as Ben Afflect is a great actor,
> Jess Franco is a great director, and Bill Gates is
> a handsome man are telltale signs of this
> indidious worm.


Such blasphemey!

For those who are unaware, Bill gates is a spitting image of the great Scott [bow with respect]

To say that such a man is not handsome is nothing short of blasphemous.

The Holy One's imposter:

[ulthar]

I say we the time has come to request of the Great and Benevolent Andrew to post one of his eloquent rewiews on the pages of BadMovies.org: of Gigli.

Now I know this is a lot to ask, but he did make it through the Billy Jack saga relatively unscathed.

As for me succumbing to the Gigli worm?  Not a chance.  I cannot stand Ben Affleck's acting.  I cannot stand Jennifer Lopez.  The dry heaves would be more pleasurable than the two of them in the same movie.

[dean]

Yes, Andrew, time and effort permitting, a review of Gigli is but one step towards Gigli World-Wide Domination.

Come on people!  Didn't you see this coming??  A somewhat self professed 'Worst Movie Ever' NOT affecting members of this site?  Sorry to say, but it was an inevitability.  And I have to say it took us long enough.  Shame on all of us...

Looking into the matter, I found this old thread: Who is brave enough to face, Gigli?


My my, it seems there are possible converts out there after all...

[Ash]

Maybe it isn't a worm.
Perhaps it's one of those creatures in Wrath of Khan that enter through the ear and cause madness.
Crappy movie madness!

"You and Scott are going to watch Gigli for all eternity."



Stand by to shoot it with your phasers after it squirms out of his ear.

[Menard]

Why wait till its out of his head.

[trekgeezer]

Here are a few examples of how to effectively take care of the problem (well maybe not as effective, but a whole lot more fun).

[Neville]

Oh no! First Scott, now Dean!! We can't let this happen. We'd better do our best to get rid of the infection before it destroys the entire world. I propose the solution trademarket by Kurt Russell some years ago: set the whole board on fire and then wait for the spring. Hopefully the non-infected will be the first to unfreeze.

[odinn7]

...or we could handle it as in Return of the Living Dead. Call in a nuclear strike and hope for the best.

[BeyondTheGrave]

being "Dewormed" does mean "getting shot in the head" right?

or is that just me?

[Menard]

Scott wrote:

Dean thanks for re-affirming that GIGLI is the film to see. Dean layed out all the facts people. Dean the numbers will grow and grow and grow as we spread the word. GIGLI will enrich all who view it.


Dean wrote:

Right on brother!!!

I still believe that the site going down for a few days was a conspiracy to try and curb the popularity the Gigli movement was gaining... I'm onto you, Gigli-haters!!!


Scott wrote again:

You got that right. Worry not Odinn7, Trek Geezer, Menard, Ulthar, Neville will be on board soon and look ThadC already likes horseradish. Things are really looking up Dean.



I think we can all see the negative influence on a fellow member of Scott's bad bad movie influence. Now he plans on spreading it further. We can all see there is an urgency in getting Dean dewormed so we can curb any further influence by Scott.

[ulthar]

He should be forced to watch Plan 9 over and over until the imprint of Gigli is removed from his brain. We gotta replace the bad bad with some good bad.  Positive reinforcement, that's the key.