OT: The New Symbol of Australian Male Sexual Virility

[dean]

Wombats' sex symbol push


Seems like the famous Australian native animal, the Wombat, is quite the sex god.  Somewhat funny especially when you think about all the cliches and innuendo that could come of it: Pretty soon people will 'be at it like Wombats and now being called a Wombat in bed is going to be a compliment rather than a slightly disturbing comment that confuses and worries.

I especially like the note about how the study has found that Wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.  That and the fact that the 'mating process' was 'anything but modest.'

Ah the wonders of silly news articles...

[ThadC]

Now that's silly...

[Just Plain Horse]

I'm inclined to think feminists will get a kick out of this.

[Scott]

Though Odinn7 did elude to the WOMBAT connection. Maybe the Wombat could be the station mascot (and even spokes person !).  Who here would be willing to wear  the Wombat suit for our new channel WOMBA TV.

A Wombat Horror Host. Now that would be a first...........to go along with our catchy tropical theme song "Womba Womba.........Womba Womba.........Womba Womba" It would be like that Fanta Fanta Soda pre-movie ad at the theater only with a Wombat added to the mix with a colorful island shirt and sunglasses singing the song.

During the midnight movie showing he could instruct on the subject of the Kama Sutra and Tantra in general. Now that is the definition of Horror..............

[Flangepart]

WOMBAT!
WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT.......
I just like the way it sounds.

[trekgeezer]

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Are we sure these guys were watching wombats?

[Scott]

Sounds like they were watching WOMBA TV !. Dean had a Stigmatic type experience after watching GIGLI only bleeding out the ears and eyes !

[BoyScoutKevin]

That sounds like some of the women I know.

[odinn7]

BoyScoutKevin Wrote:
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> That sounds like some of the women I know.


Lucky bastige.

[Flangepart]

WOMBAT, WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT,WOMBAT....

[Just Plain Horse]

Wanta Wombat? Wanta Wombat?

(now that's gonna be stuck in my head all day...)

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

Call me crazy but I'd do the Wombat Suit.  I'm funny that way.  Plus, I've always been a fan of the wombat.  
-Ed
"Honey, call me Captain Wombat"
Egad I need a vacation