BloodRayne on Sci-Fi Saturday

[furbearingbrick]

Someday, mark my words, Uwe Boll will make a Pong movie. AND THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY. OH YES.

[Shadow]

Did he threaten you?

I have been told advised to say that I have been treated with nothing but the utmost kindness.

Somebody help me.

[Famous Mortimer]

A new cut which is a prody of itself? Boll is only funny because he doesn't know how funny he is. This will suck.

[Jack]

I caught the last half of Bloodrayne.  Eh, I enjoyed all the closeups of Loken's cleavage, good job on that Ewe.  Otherwise it was pretty much standard Sci-Fi Channel original movie fare.  Oh wait, it probably had ten times the budget of a standard Sci-Fi Channel original.  Anyhow, the cleavage shots were nice.

[Torgo]

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that Kristanna Loken and Michelle Rodriguez have allegedly been dating.... secretly.... after meeting during Bloodrayne....  I guess those two got use of the Dungeon set after hours when no one was around? Now THAT'D make a great movie! Whatcha think Torgo? 

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!     

[Masked_Maverick]

I caught a few min. of it on Sci-Fi and I would be willing to give this film a chance but I am not gonna pay for it like if I found it at the library or something.

[Jim H]

I thought BloodRayne was a massive improvement over Alone in the Dark, which bored the hell out of me and gave me a headache. 

It's laughably bad most of the time.  The only actor who comes across well is Billy Zane, who is genuinely good in his limited screen time.  Ben Kingsley is incredibly, atrociously awful.  Someone should post some audio of the motivational speech he tells his troops while they're going to go looking for Rayne.

[quabrot]

I don't know... I rather enjoyed BloodRayne.  It is not nearly the waste of time that Alone in the Dark was.  And House of the Dead was bad, but enjoyably bad...