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Jaws and a Friend

Started by Kooshmeister, March 10, 2008, 12:27:11 AM

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Kooshmeister

March 10, 2008, 12:27:11 AM

Jaws: Ho-oh-oh! Green Giant!
Sandor: And Sprout!

AnubisVonMojo

#1
March 10, 2008, 05:46:00 AM
The attempt to give Jaws his own sidekick, Gums, didn't quite bring the magic audiences had hoped for.

"Don't make me stain my last clean shirt with the back of your head." - Shatter Dead
"A grizzly bear with a chainsaw. Now THERE's a killing machine!" - The Simpsons
"I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder." - Jaws: the Revenge

indianasmith

#2
March 10, 2008, 06:30:06 AM
"We're from the IRS."
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Terf

#3
March 10, 2008, 10:25:26 AM
A British rewrite of "Austin Powers"
Things could be worse; you could be twins.

TheDope

#4
March 10, 2008, 03:16:47 PM

JAWS - I swear, Mr. Sonnenfeld; we'd be perfect for the Addams Family
movie...just give my friend here a light bulb and we'll prove it to you!


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

SynapticBoomstick

#5
March 10, 2008, 05:15:57 PM
I thought there was going to be a shark >:-( But:
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B

Sister Grace

#6
March 10, 2008, 06:10:34 PM
Thats enough to make Delta Burke give up shoulder pads...
Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

AndyC

#7
March 17, 2008, 05:16:57 PM
Well, bachelor number three looks like a pretty good choice so far.
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Mr. DS

#8
March 17, 2008, 05:48:32 PM
No, this suit makes my ass look big, back into the dressing room.
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