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Is there REALLY a law against this?

Started by Ed, Ego and Superego, March 25, 2009, 05:06:47 PM

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Ed, Ego and Superego

I'm not saying that its right or anything, but its an awfully specific law.

http://www.denverpost.com/watercooler/ci_11994476
A man who police said was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum was sentenced to 90 days in jail on Wednesday and ordered to submit to drug testing.
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Rev. Powell

Sounds like he was sentenced for indecent exposure. 

It would be perfectly legal in Denver to have sex with a vacuum cleaner in the privacy of your own home, just not in a public place.  (And you can quote me on that).
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indianasmith

Actually, Rev, that's only true IF the appliance was of legal age and was consenting to the relationship.  Me cousin is still doing time because of his fling with a 10-year old Orick Excel!

Little tramp led him astray.
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