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worst movie you've seen recently

Started by lester1/2jr, June 08, 2009, 06:01:11 PM

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Rev. Powell

ONE MISSED CALL by Takashi Miike... not "terrible" bad, just disappointing, derivative and dull bad... come to think of it, that is the description of terrible bad.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Eyesore

SURFER, DUDE (2008) With Texas' own McConnaughey and Harrelson as Malibu surfers. They couldn't pull it off, the movie blew on every level. Somewhere, 15 or 20 more deserving low budget scripts are gathering dust because this turd was made. Be p**sed about it!

hellbilly

The Damned (2006) - Very dull and boring Vampire film trying to pass as semi-hip because of Hood-setting and gangsta violence. This homeboy gives The Damned  :thumbdown:

InformationGeek

Empire of the Ants

My cousin and me were watching this recently and when it all ended, he said, "I felt like I lost part of my soul."  I couldn't agree more with him on that.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Jack

Quantum of Solace - I'm just astounded at how awful this was.  Absolutely terrible script, abysmal directing, putrid editing, Bond is basically mute for the first two-thirds of the film, the "romance" scene made me laugh out loud, dopey holographic control panels, I had no idea what the hell was going on through most of it.  Gawd, how much lower can they go?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Leah

too many.
the creature from the haunted sea  :thumbdown:, plan 9  :thumbdown:, and robot monster :thumbdown:
yeah no.

Fire Inc.

Robot Wars aka Robot Jox 2.  In fact I don't even know why I own the movie.

element19_98

recently, would have to be the remake of day of the dead with mira suvari i think her name was.the movie was very short about an hour shorter than the origional and there was barely any charachter development it was entertaing enough to finish, i love the survival of attacking hordes of zombies,and ive seen much worse but the thread says recently,in the past two days ive seen that and bloodlines,and bloodlines was pretty s**tty even though im a fan of canabal inbred backwood hillbilly films,but it was just poorly done over simplified,and they had some hot women in that one too but instead of naked mud wrestling they were forced to fight one another, each fight seen lasting about 10 seconds.although right now im about to watch the new land of the lost with will ferell and im sure that will be on this recently watched bad movie thread. good vibes and happy times my fellow bad movie watchers.

Joe

QuoteDeath Bed:The bed that eats-

its not horrible bad, its just idk i guess i need to watch it again. i liked it but i feel like i was gypped. there were alot of things i really dug though as far as film making went and the budget.

crunkbot7

DONKEY PUNCH - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988849/

Some Dork and his stupid friends bring a group of girls on a boat, Things get a little steamy and a girl is punched in the back of the head and dies. Remaining guys try to kill rest of girls. Girls fight back.

This film reminded me of a stupid crossbreed of Mother's Day (which I love, FYI) and newer garbage like Hostel..It is terrible, atrocious, and some actors have such a thick British accent It sounded like my drunken uncle. DO NOT SEE THIS FILM!

Jack

Quote from: element19_98 on June 10, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
bloodlines was pretty s**tty even though im a fan of canabal inbred backwood hillbilly films,but it was just poorly done over simplified,and they had some hot women in that one too but instead of naked mud wrestling they were forced to fight one another, each fight seen lasting about 10 seconds.

Oh great, that one's been sitting in my to-be-watched pile for months, and now I'm even less interested in seeing it  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

GilbyFromMagoombo

Being *ahem*, "well-acquainted" with her past work, I finally rented Evil Breed:the legend of Samhain, with Jenna Jameson. It blew, and not in a good way. Is Zombie Strippers any better?

SynapticBoomstick

Quote from: Circus_Circus on June 09, 2009, 12:19:42 PM
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!!



At least there was some decent light in the first one. I find trying to watch the sequel nearly impossible, it's so darn dark.
Kleel's rule is harsh :-B