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Started by The Burgomaster, August 28, 2009, 01:37:48 PM

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What would happen if all the contributors to this forum got together in the same room?

We'd all have a great time
A rumble would break out
We would all take turns wearing Trevor's underpants (maybe even on our heads)
We'd be surprised at how many other members are women when we always thought they were men (or vice versa)
Something valuable would get broken and the person who broke it would refuse to pay for it
We would engage in irresponsible drinking
Everyone would bring some great DVDs . . . but no one would remember to bring a DVD player
We would start a reality show about bad movie fans and it would get higher ratings than American Idol
The collective body odor and bad breath would be unbearable
Hell would freeze over

RCMerchant

Seriously...we should arrange some kinda BAD MOVIES.ORG Convention....ahh...to dream...it would be cool. Rent out a small theater  (or drive in!) for a day and screen some classic clunkers! And have fun! Would't that be great?
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Derf

Quote from: LilCerberus on August 29, 2009, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: BTM on August 29, 2009, 12:47:24 AM

I think there'd be a lot of, "Okay, which one are you again?  Ahhh.. okay... er.. are you the one with the avatar of (fill in the blank).  No?  Oh, well, what about... Really?  Huh... I'm sorry, but I'm not sure i know you that well... Oh, wait you started that thread on (insert topic)?  Yeah, that was awesome!" 

(five minutes later)

"I'm sorry, which one were you again?"

Gosh! We'd need an awful lot of those "Hello, My Name Is" tags! I'd have to go through a dozen of them.
We may even have to blow a fortune on one of those machines they have down at the courthouse that makes those magnetic, double sided photo ID badges!

I think this would be closest to the truth. Our name tags would have to include our avatars, which would get a bit difficult for those who change their avatar pictures often. RC's and Ash's would be longer than they are tall.  :bouncegiggle:
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Mr. DS

Parts of me thinks there would be heated political discussions that would ruin a lot of the good vibe. 
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Trevor

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: This is great.

We'd all have a great time
For sure.

A rumble would break out
Nah, no chance of that happening.

We would all take turns wearing Trevor's underpants (maybe even on our heads)
:buggedout: :buggedout: Then what do I wear? :buggedout:

We'd be surprised at how many other members are women when we always thought they were men (or vice versa)

:teddyr: :teddyr:

Something valuable would get broken and the person who broke it would refuse to pay for it

That would be me, I think.  :lookingup:

We would engage in irresponsible drinking

I'm a teetotaller so I would be barman and the designated driver.

Everyone would bring some great DVDs . . . but no one would remember to bring a DVD player

:smile: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:


We would start a reality show about bad movie fans and it would get higher ratings than American Idol

That is a very good idea.


The collective body odor and bad breath would be unbearable

Nahh, I'd just change my undies and open a window. Problemo solved.  :teddyr:

Hell would freeze over

I think we will eventually all get together someday. It would be worth the price of a ticket and new underpants.  :teddyr:

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: meQal on August 28, 2009, 08:35:31 PM
I think that we would have a good time but there is no way I am going to touch Trevor's underpants with anything less than a 3 meter pole. Even then I fear I might not be safe because I might anger them.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :teddyr:

The damn things bit me the other day when I wanted to wear them.... :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doggett

Quote from: The DarkSider on August 29, 2009, 08:10:50 PM
Parts of me thinks there would be heated political discussions that would ruin a lot of the good vibe. 

I think there would be too, but I also think/hope we're all grown up enough to respect each others political differences and not to have a childish hissy fit if some of us believe in something different.


:cheers:

We should probably keep RC and Cheeze away from each other, just to be on the safe side....

:teddyr:

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Remember the end of RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD where the US Government nuked Kentucky?

That's what would happen. 

Dennis

I think it would be fun to meet all the people we speak with on the forum, a "Badmovies.org" convention is a great idea.
:thumbup: :cheers: :thumbup:

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Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on August 29, 2009, 10:04:54 AM
Seriously...we should arrange some kinda BAD MOVIES.ORG Convention....ahh...to dream...it would be cool. Rent out a small theater  (or drive in!) for a day and screen some classic clunkers! And have fun! Would't that be great?

Pretoria has a roof top drive in on one of its' shopping malls roofs ~ it is great up there in summer. Only problem: it is seven stories up in the air!  :buggedout:

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We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Psycho Circus

Quote from: Saucerman on August 30, 2009, 10:52:31 AM
Remember the end of RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD where the US Government nuked Kentucky?

That's what would happen. 

:bouncegiggle: