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Started by The Burgomaster, August 28, 2009, 01:37:48 PM

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What would happen if all the contributors to this forum got together in the same room?

We'd all have a great time
A rumble would break out
We would all take turns wearing Trevor's underpants (maybe even on our heads)
We'd be surprised at how many other members are women when we always thought they were men (or vice versa)
Something valuable would get broken and the person who broke it would refuse to pay for it
We would engage in irresponsible drinking
Everyone would bring some great DVDs . . . but no one would remember to bring a DVD player
We would start a reality show about bad movie fans and it would get higher ratings than American Idol
The collective body odor and bad breath would be unbearable
Hell would freeze over
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The Burgomaster

August 28, 2009, 01:37:48 PM Last Edit: August 28, 2009, 01:40:34 PM by The Burgomaster
Someday . . . SOMEDAY . . . this will happen . . .

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ghouck

#1
August 28, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
K. All the above. . .
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BeyondTheGrave

#2
August 28, 2009, 02:16:56 PM
Were's the choose "We would be all arrested because we look like were gathering as a Satanic Cult" Option?
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Doggett

#3
August 28, 2009, 03:06:38 PM
You should have allowed for more than one vote.

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The Burgomaster

#4
August 28, 2009, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: doggett on August 28, 2009, 03:06:38 PM
You should have allowed for more than one vote.

:cheers:

I thought about it, but I didn't feel that any of you deserve more than one vote.   :teddyr:

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Javakoala

#5
August 28, 2009, 05:35:49 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on August 28, 2009, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: doggett on August 28, 2009, 03:06:38 PM
You should have allowed for more than one vote.

:cheers:

I thought about it, but I didn't feel that any of you deserve more than one vote.   :teddyr:



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WingedSerpent

#6
August 28, 2009, 06:36:51 PM
We'd  all stand around saying to each other "Boy, we should have gotten a bigger room" . 

I might finally meet a woman for whom the pick-up line "Hey, I've got all of Ray Harryhausen's movies on DVD" might finally work.

At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

Rev. Powell

#7
August 28, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
I don't think it's wise for us all to gather in one place at one time.  What if the terrorists found out?
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Allhallowsday

#8
August 28, 2009, 08:25:36 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 28, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
I don't think it's wise for us all to gather in one place at one time.  What if the terrorists found out?
Yeh, or worse yet, the SyFy channel would find out and mistakenly think it was a convention for their productions...!!
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meQal

#9
August 28, 2009, 08:35:31 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 28, 2009, 08:25:36 PM
Yeh, or worse yet, the SyFy channel would find out and mistakenly think it was a convention for their productions...!!
That made me laugh and cringe in terror at the same time.

I think that we would have a good time but there is no way I am going to touch Trevor's underpants with anything less than a 3 meter pole. Even then I fear I might not be safe because I might anger them.
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LilCerberus

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August 28, 2009, 09:12:28 PM
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Quote from: ghouck on August 28, 2009, 01:49:03 PM
K. All the above. . .
:thumbup:

I think that (God Bless Us All) each & every single one of us would come away from the experience thinking, "Sheesh! I'm glad I'm not (insert username here)! He/She turned out to be a way bigger loser than I would've imagined!" Not realizing that at least eighteen other people are thinking the exact same thing everyone else.
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BTM

#11
August 29, 2009, 12:47:24 AM

I think there'd be a lot of, "Okay, which one are you again?  Ahhh.. okay... er.. are you the one with the avatar of (fill in the blank).  No?  Oh, well, what about... Really?  Huh... I'm sorry, but I'm not sure i know you that well... Oh, wait you started that thread on (insert topic)?  Yeah, that was awesome!" 

(five minutes later)

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LilCerberus

#12
August 29, 2009, 01:35:52 AM
Quote from: BTM on August 29, 2009, 12:47:24 AM

I think there'd be a lot of, "Okay, which one are you again?  Ahhh.. okay... er.. are you the one with the avatar of (fill in the blank).  No?  Oh, well, what about... Really?  Huh... I'm sorry, but I'm not sure i know you that well... Oh, wait you started that thread on (insert topic)?  Yeah, that was awesome!" 

(five minutes later)

"I'm sorry, which one were you again?"

Gosh! We'd need an awful lot of those "Hello, My Name Is" tags! I'd have to go through a dozen of them.
We may even have to blow a fortune on one of those machines they have down at the courthouse that makes those magnetic, double sided photo ID badges!
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RCMerchant

#13
August 29, 2009, 01:54:19 AM
I voted "There would be lotsa women" option...just because my brain works like that.
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#14
August 29, 2009, 09:15:26 AM
I'd enjoy meeting pretty much everyone on this board face to face and I think the environment would be filled with wonderfully nerdy conversations. 
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