What Unintentionally Funny B-Movies Made You Laugh the Hardest?

[claws]

Forgot to mention this in my first post: Nightmare at Shadow Woods (1987), which is the edited re-titled re-release of Blood Rage. Sadly the uncut Blood Rage is not available on DVD, but the budget disc of Nightmare at Shadow Woods is still worth checking out. Even though lacking gore but it's still hilarious as hell.

[Crystal Pepsi Lite]

You MUST get "The Forbidden Dance is Lambada"

Laura Herring from Mulholland Drive
Sid Haig
Richard Lynch - DOING the lambada with Ms. Herring
The leading guy who looks 40 and is desparately combing his hair forward.

This movie was so "Graydon Clark" awesome that my wife and I want to buy it - you will truly laugh your ass off.

Netflix available - move it to #1 you won't regret it.

[demon_dave]

Quite honestly...there are three for me that caused side splitting "owww it hurts to laugh"

first was "Breathing Fire"...basically it encapsulates the 80's in one short film, many "actors" in the film were only ever in this film, so that should tell you plenty.

second was actually what seemed like a "legitimate" movie...starring Carl Weathers..."Action Jackson"....there were tons of moments of "no...he's not going to....OH MAN HE DID!!! LAWLROFLLAWL!!!" Watch for driving a corvette into a mansion and chasing the bad guy around the house with it...up a flight of stairs...priceless. Also the hotel managers voice...will make you laugh every time guaranteed.

third is "revenge of the ninja" starring Sho Kosugi. Considering how awesoemly BAD ASS ninja assassin was, this movie is so bad it hurts...but it's awesomely comical at the same time. Ninjas getting shot by some average guy...a dude opening up an art gallery whose logo looks like a spread ass...and a white guy henchman with ponytails, a roy rogers vest, and two tomahawks named "chief" who is ordered by the bad guy to "scalp" people.

[Flick James]

Here's one I just thought of: The Godfather, Part III. The last time I watched it I cracked up several times, but then, that's not a B-movie.

[BTM]

I Drink Your Blood... I'd bet the grandson (the young boy) has written the script for this story.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vdVgiytEo

Wow, I got that at my apartment right now!  Haven't had a chance to watch it yet, but will soon.

[wickednick]

Twilight. It may not be a B-movie but I laughed my ass off during much of it.

[Flick James]

Twilight. It may not be a B-movie but I laughed my ass off during much of it.

Agreed. I hate them, but at the same time I can actually watch them and laugh my ass off at how terrible they are. I mean, that's a big part of what we do here, riff on crappy movies.

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

third is "revenge of the ninja" starring Sho Kosugi. Considering how awesoemly BAD ASS ninja assassin was, this movie is so bad it hurts...but it's awesomely comical at the same time. Ninjas getting shot by some average guy...a dude opening up an art gallery whose logo looks like a spread ass...and a white guy henchman with ponytails, a roy rogers vest, and two tomahawks named "chief" who is ordered by the bad guy to "scalp" people.

You know who "Chief" was? Native American actor Don Shanks, who used to play Nakuma on The Life And Times Of Grizzly Adams. And if I remembe right, he's also the guy who played "The Shape" in a few of the original Halloween movies. I believe I remember seeing the name in the credits.

Yeah, this was a fun movie. The guy who was Kosugi's cop buddy was martial artist Keith Vitali.  And of course, Sho always showcases his sons, Kane and Shane in his movies too. 

Kane went on to be one of the lead characters in Godzilla: Final Wars and both of them were on an episode of G4's Ninja Warrior. Both of them aced the courselike it was nothing.

[BTM]

I admit, I haven't seen the whole movie, but I've seen several clips from The Wicker Man with Nicolas Cage that made me laugh out loud, even though they're supposed to be serious. 

"AHHH!!  Not the bees!  Not the BEEEESSS!!"

It's so bad that someone even recut the film into a trailer for a comedy movie, and, neatly enough, they didn't have to change too much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

[demon_dave]

third is "revenge of the ninja" starring Sho Kosugi. Considering how awesoemly BAD ASS ninja assassin was, this movie is so bad it hurts...but it's awesomely comical at the same time. Ninjas getting shot by some average guy...a dude opening up an art gallery whose logo looks like a spread ass...and a white guy henchman with ponytails, a roy rogers vest, and two tomahawks named "chief" who is ordered by the bad guy to "scalp" people.

You know who "Chief" was? Native American actor Don Shanks, who used to play Nakuma on The Life And Times Of Grizzly Adams. And if I remembe right, he's also the guy who played "The Shape" in a few of the original Halloween movies. I believe I remember seeing the name in the credits.

Yeah, this was a fun movie. The guy who was Kosugi's cop buddy was martial artist Keith Vitali.  And of course, Sho always showcases his sons, Kane and Shane in his movies too. 

Kane went on to be one of the lead characters in Godzilla: Final Wars and both of them were on an episode of G4's Ninja Warrior. Both of them aced the courselike it was nothing.

If the "Chief" was actually native american they sure as hell made him look white before dressing him up in the most stereotypical native getup ever...why would he agree to do something like that besides the meager paycheck?!?!? lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I watched Beowulf with Christophe Lambert the other day, and the strangely intense way he says his lines, coupled with the flitting eyes and the bleached hair had me laughing all the way through. A performance of Shatneresque proportions.

This is one of my favorites just because his serious tone is so awful.

"MY NAME IS BEOWULF AND I NEED FOOD AND DRINK!" :Backflip :Backflip :Sideflip :Mortal Kombat music

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Quite honestly...there are three for me that caused side splitting "owww it hurts to laugh"

first was "Breathing Fire"...basically it encapsulates the 80's in one short film, many "actors" in the film were only ever in this film, so that should tell you plenty.

second was actually what seemed like a "legitimate" movie...starring Carl Weathers..."Action Jackson"....there were tons of moments of "no...he's not going to....OH MAN HE DID!!! LAWLROFLLAWL!!!" Watch for driving a corvette into a mansion and chasing the bad guy around the house with it...up a flight of stairs...priceless. Also the hotel managers voice...will make you laugh every time guaranteed.

third is "revenge of the ninja" starring Sho Kosugi. Considering how awesoemly BAD ASS ninja assassin was, this movie is so bad it hurts...but it's awesomely comical at the same time. Ninjas getting shot by some average guy...a dude opening up an art gallery whose logo looks like a spread ass...and a white guy henchman with ponytails, a roy rogers vest, and two tomahawks named "chief" who is ordered by the bad guy to "scalp" people.

Revenge of the Ninja is bad. Ninja III: The Domination is way worse though. The opening 10 mins of Ninja III have a ninja attack a golf course, the LAPD, helicopters, motorcycles, more LAPD, an LAPD officer with a shotgun and cigar.....and jazzercising.

[lester1/2jr]

night of the lepus because of those ridiculous bunnies. and Pamela's Prayer because it was so completely and totally overbearing with it's christian message of like beyond abstinence, like don't hold hands with someone

[MrMari]

DEATH DRUG

From the opening minutes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YytYy29u7zY

To the mind bending middle and end...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgyx5JPkxxY

DEATH DRUG doesn't disappoint in the laugh department...but then again, would any movie about PCP disappoint?

If overacting is your thang... then peep this classic scene..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OtE7qcemyg

[HARDtoREACH]

TEETH (2007)

what can you say about a movie with a teenage, abstinent virgin that has teeth in her vagina and goes on a rampage biting off appendages left and right.  it wasn't supposed to be funny but me and a few buddies were almost crying when we watched it.  i recommend it, not going to get into details but like i said its about a teen girl with teeth in her vagina and kills people i dont think i have to say anymore hahaha