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Things you should never do while naked

Started by Trevor, August 08, 2010, 06:59:39 AM

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Umaril The Unfeathered

#45
August 13, 2010, 12:43:47 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on August 10, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
Juggle

Yeah, juggling might lead to jiggling but hey, if she wants to juggle naked, and dosen't mind jiggling, I don't mind either  :wink:
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Leah

#46
August 13, 2010, 03:32:48 PM Last Edit: August 13, 2010, 04:07:40 PM by Bull
met any horny people.
get taken by any cameras.
meet up with Trevor's underpants. :buggedout:
yeah no.

Rev. Powell

#47
August 13, 2010, 08:36:24 PM
Make love to Ann Coulter.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

indianasmith

#48
August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Rev. Powell

#49
August 14, 2010, 03:25:36 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!

Just to be politically balanced I'll add another:

Make love to Michael Moore.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

judge death

#50
August 14, 2010, 05:39:18 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 13, 2010, 10:25:05 PM
Aw, come on . . . you know that deep down, Anne is a sweet, sensitive gal who likes cotton candy, puppies, long moonlit walks on the beach, and punching the snot out of Michael Moore!
Anne Coulter wouldn't have the guts to hit anyone, she just throws snot at people.

indianasmith

#51
August 14, 2010, 08:08:03 PM
I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

judge death

#52
August 15, 2010, 07:56:48 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on August 14, 2010, 08:08:03 PM
I don't know; I hear she does bikini oil wrestling against Barbara Streisand on weekends!

Judging from the size of her adam's apple she might have a problem with bikini bottoms.

SkullBat308

#53
August 15, 2010, 10:39:48 PM
Lol what a funny thread  :smile:

It's probably not a good idea to get into a Kung Fu fight naked, or any fight for that matter lol

The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

"Life is a hideous thing, and from the background behind what we know of it peer daemoniacal hints of truth which make it sometimes a thousandfold more hideous." - Lovecraft

Leah

#54
October 22, 2010, 09:14:24 PM
deconstruct a house
fight off zombies
cutting the grass with a scythe
weeding by an ant pile
yeah no.

retrorussell

#55
October 22, 2010, 11:18:46 PM
Be around horny dogs.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#56
October 22, 2010, 11:26:35 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on October 22, 2010, 11:18:46 PM
Be around horny dogs.
getting BITTEN be a police dog.
meet up with Transvestites
yeah no.
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