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Things you should never do while naked

Started by Trevor, August 08, 2010, 06:59:39 AM

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Trevor

August 08, 2010, 06:59:39 AM Last Edit: August 08, 2010, 07:23:38 AM by Trevor
Set a mousetrap
Fry bacon
Iron clothes
Direct traffic
Operate a paper shredder
Staple documents together
Operate a film projector 
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

indianasmith

#1
August 08, 2010, 07:00:50 AM
Go to church.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Skull

#2
August 08, 2010, 07:04:52 AM
...getting an annoying cat off the bed.

Derf

#3
August 08, 2010, 07:44:45 AM
Give a class lecture
Feed frankfurters to your hungry dogs and then lay down for a nap
Be interviewed on television
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Cthulhu

#4
August 08, 2010, 09:59:22 AM
Go to space.

Silverlady

#5
August 08, 2010, 04:14:05 PM


Answer the doorbell.
Hold onto your dreams ....

Sleepyskull

#6
August 08, 2010, 04:24:38 PM
Go to the swimming pool.
Go fishing.
Joust.
Play horseshoes.
Play tug-of-war.
Climb a tree.
Have a snowball fight.
Go door-to-door collecting donations and spreading information around for a political candidate.
Go to a clothing colony.
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

Ed, Ego and Superego

#7
August 08, 2010, 07:31:48 PM
Make snow angels.
Skateboard.
Tend bees.

Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?

Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes

Mr. DS

#8
August 08, 2010, 07:40:19 PM
Run...if you're a guy
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Andrew

#9
August 08, 2010, 07:53:33 PM
Welding
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Mr. DS

#10
August 08, 2010, 07:59:16 PM
Call numbers at bingo
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

The Gravekeeper

#11
August 08, 2010, 10:00:03 PM
Frolic among cacti and rose bushes.

3mnkids

#12
August 08, 2010, 10:11:12 PM
Parent teacher conference
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

Joe the Destroyer

#13
August 08, 2010, 10:48:09 PM
Jumpstart a car
Move an electric fan that's turned on (especially if you're a man that's turned on

dean

#14
August 09, 2010, 04:51:38 AM

Stand near a slot machine
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