Generics VS Name brand

[The Burgomaster]

I prefer Charmin TP, but Cottonelle is more affordable and usually what I get.  Anything else just feels like sandpaper.

Some people probably enjoy that sandpaper texture . . .

I suppose I could see the need for those that have hair in certain places... I wonder if there's a comb for that.

I use a wire brush on mine . . .