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Trevor

Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

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We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Newt

Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

Let that be a lesson to polite teens who frequent bookstores: avoid crotchety old codgers, even if it means being rude to them.
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

The Burgomaster

I'm starting a website called "Assbook."  You post a profile picture of your ass, chat with your friends all day, and send them requests to play online games like "Ass with Friends" and "Assville".


"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Flick James

Quote from: Newt on April 17, 2012, 07:24:14 AM
Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

Let that be a lesson to polite teens who frequent bookstores: avoid crotchety old codgers, even if it means being rude to them.

Wow. It was just a stupid joke. I promise I've never actually done that. And hey, I'M ONLY 44!
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tracy

Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

Yes,I'm fine....as long as I don't look too closely.

bob

I like it as it keeps me contract with friends and family I haven't seen in a  while

I also enjoy the word games on there
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claws

So everyone is posting e-cards on Facebook lately. They did before, but I noticed a huge increase this week.
It's one of those things I hate about Facebook, this trendy internet fab stuff everyone follows  :lookingup:

Allhallowsday

I never remember my password, and the Facef**kbook prompts offer s**t like " send codes and login to yahoo now..."?  WTF? 
Every usual permutation of my password I try I can never get in and they always want LOTS of information and homework to get a new password, PLUS the buttons they say are there... ARE NOT THERE! 

I HATE FACEf**kBOOK. 
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Allhallowsday

Oh!  I logged in.  Why does this always happen those rare few times I bother to venture over there?  I am not a f**kfacebook regular, but, I went thru my notes and realized THAT I HAD MY PASSWORD CORRECT IN THE FIRST PLACE and MULTIPLE TIMES THEREAFTER!!!   :hatred:
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

tommex84

Quote from: Flick James on April 13, 2012, 07:07:22 PM
Here's how I do facebook.

I go to a Barnes & Noble and find the biggest, heaviest book I can. Then I sit and pretend I'm reading it. When some pimply-faced teen walks by I stop him and say, "hey, I left my reading glasses at home. Could you read this line for me real quick?"

And when he puts his face in book I slam it on his face and say "welcome to facebook, biatch!"

OMG, I damn near p**sed myself :bouncegiggle:
" We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep."

"Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!"