In your opinion: the worst movie lines ever?

[ChaosTheory]

"The good news is, your dates have arrived..the bad news is they're dead"
Line from Night of The Creeps.

I kind of like that one.

I suppose it depends on how you are defining worst.  I'll admit that some of the mentioned ones are pretty bad, but also are from low quality movies to begin with.  If I'm going to call a line really bad, it needs to come from a movie with some real quality or damages something about a character or the plot.  Which is why I'm posting this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRaooooyds

First off, its a pretty stupid line.  Banner almost never acts angry, or even slightly bothered. Secondly, its a pretty groan inducing line. Third, the scene seems to imply that Banner has way more control over the Hulk then he should have.  I've heard explanation, like there are two Hulk personalities (something from comics) and others, but none really sit right with me.   

The implication, I think, is that if his anger is always just below the surface he's always working with it? I agree it really doesn't make sense, and also doesn't gel with the way Banner's been portrayed so far in the movie.   Which is a shame, because he's by far the most compelling character. 




Let's not forget this little sliver of awesomeness.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-BhdNMmwgQ

[Trevor]

Moike Pipperr: "Whuzat there mark doing on yer shoulder there?" 

[Jack]

I think it's in Revenge of the Sith, when Annakin and Obi Wan are pursuing some shape-shifting alien who tried to assassinate Padmé.  They chase this person into a bar and Obi Wan gets Annakin's attention, acting as if he's going to tell him something very important;  a bit of insight perhaps, gained from his years of experience?  He says:  "Be careful."     That just struck me as one of the most pitiful lines I've ever heard.

[molokai cargo]

I think it's in Revenge of the Sith, when Annakin and Obi Wan are pursuing some shape-shifting alien who tried to assassinate Padmé.  They chase this person into a bar and Obi Wan gets Annakin's attention, acting as if he's going to tell him something very important;  a bit of insight perhaps, gained from his years of experience?  He says:  "Be careful."     That just struck me as one of the most pitiful lines I've ever heard.

Also said something like, This is Jedi Business, go back to what you r doing, which the line was bad and also made him look like an idiot.

My worst line ever though is from Roller Blade where father says
"Don't cry son, tears will cause thy wheels to rust"